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Tess: Rules are made to be broken.

Jacomo: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Tess: Uh, piñatas.

Pathka: Glowsticks.

Tess: Karate boards.

Pathka: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Tess: Rules.

Tess: Pathka, look, I'm melting butter.

Pathka: That's great, Tess. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

Tess: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party, and you're all invited.

Pathka: "If."

Jacomo: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to, and she might not even die.

Tess: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Jeanne: You're a hazard to society.

Pathka: And a coward. Do twenty.

Pathka: Change is inedible.

Tess: Don't you mean inevitable?

Pathka, spitting out a bunch of pennies: I did not.

Tess: My mouth tastes like pain and regret.

Pathka: What did you do?

Tess: Hot pockets are named that for a reason.

Tess: That’s when I thought to myself, "Don’t think, Tess. Act."

Pathka: So you weren’t thinking.

Tess: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

Pathka: Why are you helping me?

Tess: Because my life is a mess, and I instinctively help others when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

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