Dec 5, 2012
Nurse letter to patient
Dear patient, Today I will NOT; 1. Allow you to grab my ass and pass it off as motor deficits 2. Listen while you yell & scream at the one person who is working hard to make you feel just a little bit better. 3. Watch while you go into respiratory arrest bc you think your dose of Dilaudid should be quadrupled and much more frequent I WILL, however, Do everything in my power to make sure you don't code - especially on my shift. Signed, Your ever faithful (and oathful) nurse