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who is more likely to hurt the other? Probably Ares (assuming emotionally, never physically because despite disagreements, I could never see either of them actually striking), but Metis has plenty of potential to hurt Ares’ feelings, tbh
who is emotionally stronger? Metis? An argument can be made for both, tbh (I’m terrible at this)
who is physically stronger? Ares (God of War, duh! — even if Metis is a titan, I don’t feel like she’d ever feel the need to display it? So let Ares live happily in that pretense.)
who is more likely to break a bone? Ares, although for godly reasons, I don’t really think bonebreaking is a plausible thing? Like imagine the kind of opponent that would take. But also Ares because his temper is likelier to end in a fight/trouble).
who knows best what to say to upset the other? OH. Damn, that’s a tough one. I feel like, if explicitly intentional, it’s Metis. There’s a whole sack of cutting words she could stack against Ares and his father issues.
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Ares. Metis. Actually both, but I feel like Ares is the one most frequently apologizing. They’re both kind of proud, but not with each other, you know? Or at least less proud with one another.
who treats who’s wounds more often? Metis treating Ares’ wounds. There have been a few times the more physically delicate (ha!) has had her wounds tended to by Ares, though.
who is in constant need of comfort? Both?? Because they’re both so fucked up. Nah, but like reassurance comforts them both, I feel, because they both have their demons, but it doesn’t necessarily have to be in constancy? They’re gods, after all. Suppress that shit.
who gets more jealous? Ares. Not that Metis isn’t capable of it.
who’s most likely to walk out on the other? In the heat of argument? Metis.
who will propose? Ares because he’s secretly a closet romantic and because he already did.
who has the most difficult parents? BAHAHA. Metis was kinda married to Ares’ dad, I feel like that makes it hella difficult? But also because Zeus is frequently a douchebag, and Metis’ parents are basically not around anymore.
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Metis.
who comes up for the other all the time? Comes up? I’m not sure I understand the question. Sorry.
who hogs the blankets? Metis. Ehehe.
who gets more sad? This ain’t a fucking contest. They’re both capable of melancholy, (see: demons) but know how to get the other one back to reality. I’d say that if there truly had to be one, Metis would have a slightly more tendency towards it, but then again, she’s seen and been through some truly fucked up shit (not that Ares hasn’t).
who is better at cheering the other up? Metis. She has a way with words.
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Metis. Like ohmifuckinggod, someone stop her.
who is more streetwise? Ares. (Metis is a classy lady. Just kidding. But the answer truly is Ares.)
who is more wise? Metis. Goddess of wise counsel? Mother of wisdom? Yeah, sorry, Ares, you can’t beat the woman who outwitted the Titans.
who’s the shiest? None of them are particularly shy unless they’re really unsure about something.
who boasts about the other more? Like in a respectful way, Ares. Not that Metis isn’t smug about tapping that.
who sits on who’s lap? Metis has definitely sat on Ares’ lap.
