#patti7dc

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Getting ready for Stepdad Joel to have his hands all over his reader 😍

So I was thinking about all the ways you’ve described his hands, and his favorite place to put his hands (his lap) and - small world - that's also MY favorite place to put MY hands! 😲

*Thirsting for this man 🥵🤤👅

AHHHHHHHHHH

And the hands in this bonezone art too @bonezone44 🥵🥵🥵

[toxicanonymity]

FEASTING on that Slasher Joel Lore!!

Listen, I'm glad I got away and didn't get MRDRD - cuz it wasn't included in the lore but it definitely felt like he has killed a BUNCH of gals in that camper. But also he's so hot, and maybe I'm bored an horny one night and I wanna head back to that camper and see what he's up to.

And maybe I park far away and sneak up to the camper and peer in the window and I see him sitting at his TV dinner stand, sketching little logos and he's got his mom on speakerphone and she's telling him she believes in him.

And if that isn't the cutest little babygirl of a grown ass killer, I don't know what is. SO what else can I do? I mean, I gotta get back in that camper, right? 😂😈🔪

intro to mama | ✨slasher lore

Not his mom on speaker saying she believes in him 🥺 😭 if you're gonna get back in that camper, remember the #1 survival strategy is to get his blood flowing to his cock. But admiring his sketches wouldn't be a bad idea either. 🥹

[toxicanonymity]

Reader after stepdad

After stepdad when he

Reader when stepdad

Stepdad when he

Send help

You know that's right 😭😭😭

btw unlike most of mine, in the stepdad AU it's been as long as it's been IRL since all this started. months.

[toxicanonymity]

I love the beach, the waves, the surf, the sun, the sand. It's why I moved to Florida. So on the Joelkemon quiz yesterday, I picked the beach things, and that got me Thighs Out. So I went and read him - obviously, I love him. I'm not even mad, and I don't think my man NW would be upset - I feel like he'd get it.

So Thighs Out obviously has a son, is he divorced? I'm assuming his wife wasn't on vacation with us since he was banging me poolside every chance he got.

Also, the whole summer has gone by since that vacation. How did he handle being obsessed with me once we all got back home?

TLDR - thank you, sir. may I have another?

Congrats on getting Thighs Out! 🌴🩳 He and his wife are legally separated or divorced.

It seems like the whole summer has gone by, right? But believe it or not, when you sucked his dick Friday, that was on the same vacation as when you originally fucked in April 😭😭😭 Like a week has passed 🤡. I swear I'm going to bring them home soon lmaooooo. You've got something left to do first, according to an ask: sneak into his room on the last night (I'm down).

Thighs out fics

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Vampire!Joel!! 😍

Red Velvet Jacket? BITE ME fr.

Fun fact: I am actually in this picture. I'm just on my knees so you can't see me. 😈

He's thirsty, you're thirsty. . .

vampire!joel

[dovedewdrop]

This little angst-fest hurt me in the best way.

So that’s what you did, you and Tommy, you left with no idea where you’d end up and it killed you to turn around at the edge of the woods and see Joel sitting there on his own, snapping sticks in his hand as if it was your heart he was holding.

👆 THIS LINE? IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!

Joel Miller being Joel Miller....

I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS IT'S FINE. 😭😭😭😭😭

GIIIIIIIRL🥹 you’re so kind🥹🫶🏻

Tbh when I finished writing that I took a deep breath and shut the laptop, got up, made a brew and just let it marinate for a while😂

Anyway, your ask made my heart do a lil skippy skip🥹 I have part 2 written so I’m hoping to post soon🥰

[mari-positas]

Happy Birthday my Birthday Twin!!!!

🎉🎈🎁🧁🥳

Here is the perfect GIF(t) for your birthday, a custom dance made by our Papi Pascal 💜

Thank you so much and also I know I sent you an ask already but who cares: happy birthday my birthday twinnnnn 🥳🥳🥳🥳

I hope you’ve had a wonderful day, ate some good cake (get your mind out of the gutters y’all I mean actual cake 🧁) and got spoiled rotten! 💜

I can’t make gifs so here is a Pedro blowing you a kiss!