#patton headcanon

[cyberramble]

I remember seeing somewhere that someone had the headcanon that Patton CAN drive but has terrible road rage so he simply refuses to drive with the others,

Also they talked about Janus and Virgil falling asleep in the car and Patton forgetting they're there (he reluctantly agreed to drive) and starts cursing someone out for cutting him off suddenly and they're just sat there simple shocked.

I dunno man I'm just clinging onto this HC for dear life at this point- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[iggyalfi2319]

Patton headcanon:

I like very strong Dad!Patton.

Imagine if Patton found himself built up like Captain America as a sequel of turning into a buff frog and kind of struggle to control his strength sometimes.

You know, like, "Built like an Alpha but a very soft teddy bear inside"

I'm sure it'll definitely not leave the other Sides indifferent XD

[shortprince-cos]

Headcanon that after Moving On, Patton tells the others about his feelings, but instead of talking about them like a normal person, he does it Gen Z style (TM).

Example:

Virgil: Pat, I'm hungry.

Patton: Hi hungry! I'm depressed :D

Virgil:

Virgil: Ok, I'll get the blankets, Logan, you're on hot chocolate duty, Roman, get the movies-

[sander-side-stuff]

Random Patton headcanons

(If you disagree/dislike any of my headcanons, please be respectful, if you really hate them just keep scrolling)

This man has super curly hair

He has light brown hair 

Covered in freckles 

He is a bit more on the chubbier side, but that just means more to love 

he has small scars all over him mostly because he is super clumsy

his glasses are round 

he will wear anything, it does not matter if its fem or masc

he always wears a ton of silly bands and bracelets 

pins on everyhing, any bag he has, on his shirt, on his cardigan, everywhere

it’s pretty much canon at this point that Patton bakes but he can’t cook actually food  

before and after mental brakedowns he is partally frog like some patches of frog skin (is that whaat you would call it??????) and a long tongue 

don’t give him stickers they’ll be everywhere 

has a stripe of ight blue hair 

he has his lobes pireced 

he crys while watching disney movies 

he has almost every form of social media and he would just post wholesome videos/memes/quotes

never stays up later then 9:00 pm and he wakes up at 8:30 am everyday

[bitchass-ssheadcanons]

Sorry for not posting for awhile!

Anyways, here's a very messy concept that I sent my friend. More and better content will be coming soon though!

Sincere apologies for the spelling errors, I wrote this in rush ✨

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Contains: Paranoia/Virgil, King Creativity, Patton

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[subtlereferencetomyinterests]

Wait what if Patton is a puppy and a frog.... Fwog pubby,,,, fwubby...

Big flop ears, fwoggy eyes, fluffy tail,,, big squish handsudjdkdoepdlf

It's too cute I'm crying hhhhhhhh 🥺🥺🥺

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[crows-ace]

What Patton angst headcanons do u have?

He repressed to the point that being himself or happy isn't an option.

He feels emotions like 10x more than the other sides so his guilt from recent events is eating away at him

He wishes he was better at communicating - but he either says things he knows other want to hear, or he makes sure to push his own agenda if he thinks it's good for Thomas - he feels like he is under a lot of pressure but only blames himself - feels even worse to see it all falling apart and realising his choices may have been more damaging than safe like he had first thought

Ummm I'm ngl I can't really think of anymore for Patton 😅

[ambersky0319]

Also, small headcanon: half the time threatening to not give cookies will deter sides from acting out bc they love Patton's cookies and "Cookies are for sides who don't act out" wit the exception of Remus bc he can't control when he acts out, but he has a good amount of control over how bad, so as long as no one's hurt(including Remus) and if the house doesn't look like a tomato a hurricane and an earthquake hit it all at once, Remus gets a cookie. - D

Interesting!