#paul headcanons

[littlesilentrebel]

where are all the 'paul adopts every kid in hatchetfield' headcanons

i need more of that bc its fucking hilarious so if anyone can point me to them or any fics that have paul adopting every kid in sight whether he knows it or not, much thanks

[6lostgirl6]

Paul headcanons. Like Dwayne’s- cinnamon Fluff and extra fluff

Paul As Your Boyfriend HCs

A relationship with Paul is never boring and always spontaneous. He’s the life of the party and knows how to add fun in the relationship.

Your relationship is constantly full of laughter, he knows how to make you smile and remembers all your favorite jokes. He’s a jokester. 

The boyfriend that doesn’t mind going with you to the store at three in the morning. Given, he’s a vampire but the sentiment is still there. 

Paul’s love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation. Paul would be a very touchy boyfriend, holding you in some way because he just can’t help himself. Despite Paul being the ‘ladies man’ of the group, once he’s in a serious relationship he is not afraid to tell you he loves you. 

His favorite petnames for you include; sugar, babe, baby. However, sugar is the petname he automatically goes to when he addresses you.

Do not ask him why he calls you sugar. Unlike Dwayne who has a romantic reason, Paul would just tell you a dirty reason. 

He is very affectionate as much as he is touchy. He’s not afraid to smother you in kisses and wrap an arm around you in private and in public. He’s got a smoking hot babe so why shouldn’t show you off. 

 He is full of dirty jokes. It's honestly ridiculous.  When he’s feeling like it, even telling him ‘hey,’ he’s already got something slipping from that loose tongue of his and it’s not a hello. 

If you’re dating Paul, Marko would be your automatic best friend. It’s almost like they’re a package deal. Paul spends a lot of time with Marko and oftentimes, you hang out with the both of them when you’re with the group. 

However, there are just as equal times you get to spend time with Paul alone and go on dates. Those dates are always fun and you never do the same thing twice. Unless, you want to. 

Dates with Paul include going to concerts, Paul absolutely loves them and he loves you so why not combine his two favorite things.

When you start staying at the cave, Paul and you would spend a lot of time in your nest listening to music on his radio. This is during the time when you both don’t feel like going out, or you make him stay inside. 

Paul is protective of his hair and the way he styles it. However, once your relationship reaches a deeper level, he will let you do his hair on occasion. 

He likes the way your fingers feel running through his hair as you style it. 

He also would love styling your own hair. Since he always does his, granted it’s mainly hairspray.  He still has some knowledge in how to make hair look spectacular. 

He also gives you some of his bracelets. It’s kinda his way of claiming you. 

Whenever you’re upset, Paul is perfect for when you need a distraction. Whether it would be him telling you jokes, listening to music with him, or going for a ride.

[soupbabe]

Miscellaneous Paul Headcanons

,,,just thinking about the funky vamp boy

- Paul loves astrology, knows everything about it and knows all the boys signs

- "..it's easy for a gemini like you." Marko could only stare at Paul with a dumbfounded expression. "How'd you know I was a gemini? Hey- I DID NOT TELL YOU MY BIRTHDAY."

- His obsession was probably Star's only influence on him

- He'll definitely mock the other boys for their signs even though they either: don't know what he's talking about or doesn't care

- He and Marko do each other's hair every night before they go out, he doesn't trust anyone else with something as dear to him as his hair

- Paul owns and proudly wears a "I ♥️ Hot Moms" shirt

- Even if I headcanon him to be gay

- A guilty pleasure of his is that one genre of country music where it's just women singing about ruining the lives of men that wronged them

- Paul can't swim. That's it. He just doesn't know how.

- Idk this is just out there but I'm certain he's tried to play bongos on Dwayne's tits before

[kalypsichor]

Hello, I saw one of your post about some request for headcanons and I want to make a request. I was wondering if you can make a headcanon about the boys with a chubby female and how would they treat the person like. Thank you~! 💕

ofc!! this is sweet

it’s hard being friends with people that are literally known across the whole world

just in general! they can’t do a single thing without being scrutinized and you can’t go out to lunch with ringo without having three tabloids speculate about ‘RINGO STARR’S NEW FLING?’

so yeah, not being model thin is something journalists would dig into because people fucking suck, fuck body shaming and double standards and patriarchal ideals that not only dictate our lives but feed into capitalist bullshit at the hands of old white men

sorry i got a little carried away

once a reporter made a comment about you at a press conference and they all ripped him to shreds

“what kind of piss poor reporting is that?” “sorry, i just meant-” “well it doesn’t matter what you meant, does it? you fuckin said it” “but don’t you-” “i think that’s enough” “yeah, does anyone have questions that aren’t bullshit?”

eppy had an aneurysm backstage and boy did he chew them out afterward. but they refuse to apologize and would do it again for you “in a heartbeat,” paul says sincerely, and you almost cry at how much you love them all

also they won’t hesitate to catcall you ( in a respectful way obvs ) and make you blush, especially when you doll up

ringo likes cuddling with you because you’re “soft, unlike george who’s made of rocks” “hey! i heard that”

john would definitely empathise and talk to you if you ever feel down about your body. he’s been called the fat beatle and has struggled with eating disorders, so you two support each other and are each others’ rocks

[kalypsichor]

Can I request a hc with a touch starved Paul pleasee? :)

look, paul ain’t a blushing virgin

with those big eyes and pouting lips, how could he be?

so yeah, he’s had a few romps in the hay. sex isn’t a big deal

but… when you hold his hand??? why can’t he stop blushing? why does he almost trip over his shoes at how soft your palm is against his? more importantly, why does he feel like he’ll die if he lets go?

this is ridiculous. he’s fucked plenty of girls before. his hands are always sure, grip always tight, and that confidence is what makes many a girl come apart at his touch

but like,,,, all it takes is your fingers cradling his jaw for him to come apart at yours

once he fell asleep on your lap after a long day of recording and woke up practically purring as you ran your fingers through his hair

john teased him about it for days. paul still blushes thinking about it

when you finally, finally get together paul is worried that you think he’s too clingy but you love it — you take any opportunity you get to take his hand in yours or wrap an arm around his waist

this boy needs you to be touching him 25/7, eight days a week, thirteen months a year and you’re more than happy to oblige

he pays you back for it in bed ;)

[kalypsichor]

omg a hc idea: angsty; cocky teddy boy paul thinks he can win you over easy but you’re not interested and you leave him PINING

oohohoho i like this idea and i haven’t written any angst yet… you kinda inspired me to make a lil drabble of this. I’ll call it…

hello, goodbye [ paul mccartney x reader ]

masterlist

“Hello.”

You jump at the sudden voice at your back and whirl around, nearly clipping his nose with a biology textbook. The boy barely flinches. Leaning against the locker next to yours with a leather jacket slung over his shoulder, he’s the picture of suave.

Ah. Paul McCartney.

“Have you never heard of personal space?” you spit before turning back to your locker. It’s crammed full of binders and you honestly have no idea how you’ll fit another textbook in. Paul is silent for a moment, watching you puzzle over the situation with a small smile. The cold shoulder, ouch…  

“Here,” he says, reaching over and holding some papers aside so you can fit the thick tome in. You mutter thanks and shut the locker. When you’ve turned to leave, Paul realizes how close you are—eyes wide and blinking up at him, lips parted prettily in surprise. He swallows the urge to lean in and snog you right there in the hall. It’s not an easy urge to ignore.

Then, suddenly, your lips stop moving. Wait, were you saying something? Shit. Paul was too distracted to notice. He mutters, very intelligently, “… huh?”

You smile sweetly and his heart skips a beat. “I said, you’re in my way, McCartney.” And then you shove right past him.

Paul is slow to react, stunned still at your rejection. He shakes himself a little and then jogs to catch up with your pretty skirt which sways as you walk.

“What’s a lad like me supposed to do to get a girl like you, huh?”

With barely a side glance, you reply, “Don’t you have any other girls to charm? I’m sure the ones screaming at the Cavern every night would drop their panties for you.”

“So you’ve seen us play then?”

“… once or twice.”

“And what’d you think?” This he asks genuinely, leaning forward to get your answer.

You shrug. “‘s alright. Not my type.”

Humming, Paul hides his disappointment with a charming, conspiratorial grin.

“And just what is your type, then?”

“Of music? Or are you asking about something else?”

“Take your pick, darling,” he says, winking. It’s a move that would make any other girl blush and stammer but only draws a roll of the eyes from you.

“If you were any cockier I’d call you a rooster,” you hiss. With a push, you’re already striding out of the school and down the stairs. You don’t see the grin that falters on Paul’s face as he follows.

For a moment, he stands atop the stairs and just watches as you walk away, knowing he’ll never deserve your attention, knowing that your sunny smiles will never be meant for him.

“See you tomorrow!” Paul calls out, wincing at the desperation that’s creeped into his voice.  

You don’t look back. Your reply is short and breezy, floating away so quickly on the summer wind that he almost doesn’t catch it.

“Goodbye.”

[kalypsichor]

Hc request! Being the little sister of Paul:))

this is sweet we need more platonic hcs :,)

in high school you look up to paul so, so much

i mean he’s so cool, how couldn’t you

but he’s pretty adamant about the fact that he doesn’t want you mixing with his crowd

“they’re all grotty teddies, i don’t want you hangin’ out with them” “but YOU hang out with them!” “yeah and look where it’s got me” 

so yeah, whenever john and george come over to jam he shoos you into your room

one day you can’t help coming down though, they sound so good! and immediately john starts making suggestive jokes

you blush and feel kinda shy around these older boys (although george is around your age, he acts so much more mature)

paul drags you back upstairs and when he comes down john almost gets his ass whipped

“if you lay a single hand on her i swear i’ll-” “you’ll what? give me a shiner? you can fuckin try, mccartney” “i’ll tell mimi” “..... alright jesus there’s no need for that”

eventually you grow out of your starstruck phase and get to know them all, even ringo when he joins. you grow closest to george, being the younger kids and all

most of high school is paul acting all tough and charming and above it all but then cornering any guy that gets too close to you. you get kinda pissed when you find out

“i can take care of myself, paul” “i know, i know. but you’re my baby sister and i can’t help it, y’know” “yeah, well, your baby sister was the one who gave ernie stokes that black eye last week” “... you WHAT? COME BACK HERE MCCARTNEY DON’T YOU DARE-”

you’re a tough gal :P

when the beatles start getting more and more famous and you leave for uni, you keep in touch. he writes about all the semi-illegal shit they get up to and you complain about professors and classloads

when you get together a few years later it’s like no time has passed

you meet at one of the smaller venues where they’re playing ( “my, the little mccartney is all grown up, isn’t she?” “keep it in your pants john”)

as paul is becoming the teenage crush of girls all over the world you’re the one that grounds him

you and george have fun ruining his attempts at picking up girls at the bar

“paulie! mum wants you home by nine!” “paul, mate, you forgot your boxers at my house again”

good times, good times

[cybrfang]

I have a headcanon Paul gets the most depressed because of how he was treated at home when he was human and will lay around the hotel for weeks sometimes and stay drunk,stoned and cry a lot and the other guys take turns checking up on him because he's tried to off himself in the sun a few times.

That's so sad!! It's cleaver and interesting tho. But I'm happy that you're making a world out of it!!

I feel like they're all pretty depressed as shite. I mean in the book Star said her mom tried to kill her and her dad wished she was never born. That's one of the things that really stuck with me.

I have a headcanon that Dwayne's sad af since when he was human his abusive parents ended up killing his little brother. He blaims himself for it.

I have one for Laddie where his parents are abusing him. So the David kinda yooted him away from that life.

I think that might be the most impactful one for me. I remember being little and finally realizing what my dad was doing to me was sexual abuse. I was so confused as to why the person who was supposed to love me unconditionally was hurting me like that. It's messed me out, made me a bit ill in the head. I can't trust people, have paranoia, anger issues and all that.

I think of Laddie leaving his family at a time where he realizes what's going on, that he wasn't wanted from one parent -one of the reasons why he clicked with Star- and the other was using him for money on taxes.

usksn they're all sad as hell bro :^(