#paul headcanons

[anxiousfanchild]

The Sharing Series: Paul/Marko

Word Count: 274

Warnings: 18+, NSFW mentions, Dirty talk, no actual sex scenes. I block on sight. Teasing. Wholesome at the end. Headcanons.

A/N: I may make this a new series >:))

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♡ these two boys are almost TOO comfortable with sharing you.

♡ The moment the topic is even breathed, these two are on your like butter on toast.

♡ They don't even have to talk, they were just so in time with each other, it was making you dizzy.

♡ hands, fingers, tongues, fangs. It was almost too much for little ol you

♡ “Marko, look how sweet our pup is for us.” “I see Paul. They already look fucked out and we've barely even touched them.”

♡ public sex? Yes please. The boardwalk, the Farris Wheel, under the boardwalk, the beach. Anywhere they can get their horny little mitts on you, they're doing it.

♡ They also have absolutely no shame when it comes to sex around the other boys. Let them look, only Paul and Marko can touch their prize.

♡ I hope you like being dependent, because these two wont let you lift a finger.

♡ anything from dressing, to baths, even eating on a rare occasion, they handle it. You are their pretty little doll, and dolls don't do anything.

♡ Aftercare is PHENOMENAL with them. Baths, food, candy, back rubs. They pull every single stop, though its sadly not enough to rid yourself of the limp you'll be sporting in the evening.

♡ if they are dating you, they dont hang from the rafters. Instead they sleep in your next during the day, legs tangled around each other, blankets a mess.

♡ Paul sleep with curlers in his hair and Marko hogs the blanket.

♡ 9/10 for a poly relationship! Super dorky surfer boyfriends!

[classic80sand90smovieloves2]

Cuddling with Paul and Marko after a bad day at work would include~ 

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

- I know the request is mentioning a poly relationship between the three of you but let me just preface this by saying that Paul and Marko are exactly the types of “people” to just randomly ambush someone with affection for zero reason at all; Paul especially. So don’t be surprised if this sort of scenario occurs; multiple times, long before the three of you actually get together. 

- But regardless, let’s get on with the headcanons~

- The caves always been a sort of escape for you so it’s no surprise that you’d wind up visiting there after a long and tireless day at work. When you’re tucked away in a place that no one from the outside world dares to enter, surrounded by things that shouldn’t yet do exist, it’s hard to fret over meaningless daily inconveniences. And yet, today you just can’t help it.

- You’re still feeling cruddy by the time you arrive and though you try your best to put on a smile and just pretend that everything's alright, there’s more than a few cracks in your façade; cracks that both your boyfriends are quick to notice. 

- You take a seat next to Marko on one of the many couches that the boys have managed to shove down there and you almost immediately feel his eyes burning holes into the side of your head; regardless of how seamlessly you pecked him on the lips when you first sat down. Marko’s always been the more observant and focused of the two so it’s no surprise that he’d be the first to notice your change in demeanor. 

- He watches you for a while and just as you feel him tap your shoulder with the backs of his fingers; undoubtedly gearing up to ask you what’s wrong, Paul slams himself down in the seat beside you and starts an assault on the side of your face and neck; loving on you in a fashion more akin to an excited puppy than a scary vampire. 

- He greets you between kisses, whining about how long it’s been since he’s last seen you, and just as you’re about to get into a makeout session; one you’re looking forward to since it’ll mean no talking about your problems, he hums out the dreaded question and forces you to face the music. 

“Did you have a good day?”

- Now, you could lie to his face, and he’d probably easily and willingly believe you, …but all your chances of doing that are dashed when you take just a few moments too long to answer; long enough for him to pull away a bit and notice that you’re a little lost in thought. 

- With Marko, you can more or less give him a bullshit response and nine times out of ten, he’ll; at least momentarily, choose to ignore the fact that you’re lying to him; mainly because he doesn’t want to upset you even more by making you talk to him when you don’t want to. But Paul is someone who likes to harp on a subject until you give him a real answer: both because he doesn’t have the patience to wait for your gossip and because he wants to try and make you feel better as soon as he can. 

- So I recommend cutting your losses and telling them from the get go; or at least just saying  “work sucks” and alluding to the fact that it’s just everyday stupidity. Though if you do want to talk about it, your boyfriends are gossip hounds who will eat that shit up; all while plotting to murder the coworkers who annoy you. 

- I definitely think that Marko is less touchy than Paul so he’ll probably just throw an arm around your shoulders and let you lean against him while Paul goes all out and drapes himself across you like a blanket; purposefully ignoring your laughs and attempts to ask him what he’s doing. 

- Don’t be surprised if Paul’s face winds up on your boobs: he does it on purpose while also acting completely unfazed; because he decides at random when he’s doing something sexually or just because it’s comfortable. If you’re wearing a crop top or thin shirt, he’ll absentmindedly kiss between your ribs and play with the hem of your shirt/trace patterns on your sides while you; more often than not, play with his hair. 

- Marko messes with your shirt collar and shoulders while his arms around you, trailing a finger down whatever skin he can reach while he listens to you and Paul talk. He’ll also occasionally give you a mini scalp massage/head scritches. 

- Paul’s either gonna gossip with you; if you’re in the mood to talk, or he’s going to keep on telling you jokes and stories; probably with the occasional added in chuckle or comment from Marko, in an attempt to make you laugh and forget about your troubles.

- They’ll both make the occasional “you know, there’s something else I can think to do that’ll cheer you up ;)” but they’re only partially serious so it’s easy to just groan and shove at them. They stop; at least for a little while, and grab your hands so you can’t disengage from the cuddle pile.

- They’re both sort of at a loss when it comes to human emotions and they aren’t very good with tears but Paul is definitely a bit better with them; mainly because he’s occasionally tried to comfort Laddie in the past when the little boy got upset over something. He’s more of a “don’t cry, I’ll distract you” kind of person but he’ll occasionally pump out a genuinely reassuring sentence that’ll make you feel better; or a random comment that’ll take you by surprise and make you laugh. 

“Don’t cry! ...Though you do look super badass and hot with all that smudged makeup.” Like sir??

- Paul will spend like ten minutes listing off different things that him and Marko can do for you in an attempt to make you feel better. Do you want a back massage? Do you want me to do your hair? Do you want some dope? Do you want us to go kill that guy? Do you want me to go down- 

- Occasionally; especially if you’re cuddling for long, Marko will get up and get all of you something to eat or drink or to entertain yourselves with. If you need anything at all, he’s the one that goes and gets it; mainly because he can leave your position easier than you and Paul can.

- But speaking of switching positions: Paul’s a menace and you shouldn’t be surprised if he decides he wants to snuggle with you a different way after seemingly just starting to settle down; especially when you yourself have just gotten comfortable.

- They might not be the most sensitive vampires in the gang but they do manage to make you feel better and you’re glad to have them on your side; regardless of how often they try to make a move on you. 

[6lostgirl6]

Paul headcanons. Like Dwayne’s- cinnamon Fluff and extra fluff

Paul As Your Boyfriend HCs

A relationship with Paul is never boring and always spontaneous. He’s the life of the party and knows how to add fun in the relationship.

Your relationship is constantly full of laughter, he knows how to make you smile and remembers all your favorite jokes. He’s a jokester. 

The boyfriend that doesn’t mind going with you to the store at three in the morning. Given, he’s a vampire but the sentiment is still there. 

Paul’s love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation. Paul would be a very touchy boyfriend, holding you in some way because he just can’t help himself. Despite Paul being the ‘ladies man’ of the group, once he’s in a serious relationship he is not afraid to tell you he loves you. 

His favorite petnames for you include; sugar, babe, baby. However, sugar is the petname he automatically goes to when he addresses you.

Do not ask him why he calls you sugar. Unlike Dwayne who has a romantic reason, Paul would just tell you a dirty reason. 

He is very affectionate as much as he is touchy. He’s not afraid to smother you in kisses and wrap an arm around you in private and in public. He’s got a smoking hot babe so why shouldn’t show you off. 

 He is full of dirty jokes. It's honestly ridiculous.  When he’s feeling like it, even telling him ‘hey,’ he’s already got something slipping from that loose tongue of his and it’s not a hello. 

If you’re dating Paul, Marko would be your automatic best friend. It’s almost like they’re a package deal. Paul spends a lot of time with Marko and oftentimes, you hang out with the both of them when you’re with the group. 

However, there are just as equal times you get to spend time with Paul alone and go on dates. Those dates are always fun and you never do the same thing twice. Unless, you want to. 

Dates with Paul include going to concerts, Paul absolutely loves them and he loves you so why not combine his two favorite things.

When you start staying at the cave, Paul and you would spend a lot of time in your nest listening to music on his radio. This is during the time when you both don’t feel like going out, or you make him stay inside. 

Paul is protective of his hair and the way he styles it. However, once your relationship reaches a deeper level, he will let you do his hair on occasion. 

He likes the way your fingers feel running through his hair as you style it. 

He also would love styling your own hair. Since he always does his, granted it’s mainly hairspray.  He still has some knowledge in how to make hair look spectacular. 

He also gives you some of his bracelets. It’s kinda his way of claiming you. 

Whenever you’re upset, Paul is perfect for when you need a distraction. Whether it would be him telling you jokes, listening to music with him, or going for a ride.

[littlesilentrebel]

where are all the 'paul adopts every kid in hatchetfield' headcanons

i need more of that bc its fucking hilarious so if anyone can point me to them or any fics that have paul adopting every kid in sight whether he knows it or not, much thanks

[socheckitout-mikey]

ayy!! could you do headcanons for the lost boys dating a bilingual reader? -particularly french+english, though any languages will do fine! <33333-

hey ofc i can! i decided to leave the languages blank so it can apply to any. so sorry this took me forever to write and post. i suck at posting regularly and had a bad case of writers block for awhile. nevertheless hope this is something you will enjoy reading! tysm for requesting this, it was fun to write. <33 - mae

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TLB's Dating a Bilingual S/o Hc's:

David:

° I believe David to be the type of creature of the night that appreciates you being bilingual. Where it isn’t uncommon, it shows that you hold a certain level of intelligence that he’s all for! You’ll probably be surprised to find that he knows a little bit of your mother tongue. Not a whole lot, but basic phrases, and he picks it up quickly if you teach him a little bit every once in a while.

° “What? Cat got your tongue all of a second, prince/princess? I’ve got more tricks up my sleeve than you realise.”

° He discovers a pleasant feeling when he listens to you speak in your native language: Whether that’s from helping a random stranger on the street with directions or hearing you speak to family on the phone. It doesn’t matter. An invocation of being soothed overtakes him. He could honestly listen to you for hours, but he may not exactly admit it as willingly as others.

° So perhaps he’ll spend a languid evening with you sprawled out on a blanket on top of one of the beach front stores. There’s a bottle of wine by your feet as you read from a book under the convenient nearby streetlight. A moth darts into its bright halo whilst David religiously smokes his tenth cigarette of the hour. It’s not due to stress, but aids him in focusing on the more intricate details of how you pronounce things: Albeit quietly, David doesn’t mind, because his sensitive hearing can pick up the tiniest thing from afar – even in a raging crowd. He’s enamoured, and decides to himself in that moment that he’s more than content.

° Your voice has turned a little hoarse as you close on the last word of the chapter. The hubbub down below is somehow peaceful. David doesn’t even look at you when he casts his words out on powdery smoke, “That was good, kitten.”

° If you’re lucky, you may even catch him reading something to you. Although it will most likely be in English, David is feeling charitable. So pull up to one of the dusty worn out couches in the cave, pop your head on a cushion in his lap and be prepared to be lulled into the most lusciously deep slumber you’ve ever been sent off into. David puts your parents to shame.

° He appreciates this part of you: The ability to share knowledge and language is important. Whether your mother tongue is English or not, it does not matter. David will enjoy this aspect of you.

Dwayne:

° Out of all of his brothers, Dwayne is probably the most respectable besides David. Where he’s cheeky and does want to know all of the swear words, they're not first on his list. He's not outwardly vocal about you speaking in another tongue. So you probably won't notice the way that the corner of his mouth lifts up whenever he catches you walking on the Boardwalk with your sibling tag along, the two of you bickering with words he's not certain of.

° Frankly Dwayne is convinced that more of your personality comes out when you speak in your first language. He gets lost in the way that you talk when you're standing there ordering hotdogs to the vendor of the stand who speaks the other language you do. Cannot help but grin when you turn around to confirm with him what you said was okay.

° "Whatever you said is probably right." Short and to the point, but he savours that little moment with a grin.

° Sometimes you speak a mixture of both languages at once. A translation error in your head or it's because that's what your friends do. It's habitual. It's adorable – unless you're having an argument with Dwayne, which is usually one sided since he's so chill. "Wanna try that again? I only caught the first word." Better to admit the truth than not, am I right?

° Dwayne does pick up phrases here and there. He listens more than anything and tries it out once or twice. He gets good at it too and blows you away with filling in a couple of sentences when you're translating a friend's words for him. You just stare at him dumbfounded and all he can do is breathily laugh.

° He also loves to immerse himself in your culture. He's willing to give almost anything a try. He isn't picky. Especially when it comes to food. He's not going to judge as harshly as someone like Paul may do by accident from cracking jokes. Dwayne wants to learn more about the cultures that you grew up with or went to explore throughout your life. It gives him the chance to understand you better.

° So you best believe that if there's a local shop or market that's still open during the late evening, he's going in there to pick up a few things, especially your favourite snack. Food bridges people together right? He likes some things, and others he doesn't. But he makes sure your favs always magically appear when you need them the most.

Marko:

° Marko is the second most likely to want to learn all of the swear words and rude remarks in your language. He finds it rather cute if you start to get embarrassed about sharing such statements. "Why? It's not like anything you'll say is something I haven't heard before. I've got Paul as my right hand man, remember?" He grins.

"Marko, it will be because it's in another language…" You remind him.

"Fair point!"

° Marko's the type that desires learning the language fully to impress you. That is until he quickly comes to the conclusion that he's out of his depth entirely. None of it makes sense to him, which is an obvious no brainer. Instead he settles for small words and phrases like; "I love you". Just whatever you do, don't let the boys know of this. They'll never let him live it down. Marko can be quite loving when it's just you two.

° Best believe that he's cussing people out who make him mad with the swear words he managed to get out of you. It provokes a humorous note when the lucky individual spits back something in the same language that Marko doesn't know. Cue him turning to you, "What did he say? Is he making fun of me?!"

"Yes Marko, he is."

"Listen here toe rag-,"

° Marko's also another of the boy's to bond over food, especially if it is something that comforts you. Where he's not prepared to try everything twice, he's not going to be an ass about it. Probably starts somewhere simple like a restaurant that he's taken you to. He's lost staring at the menu, adamant he can do this on his own. You sit there looking at him with amusement. "I don't need help!" He snaps, burying his nose into the menu further.

° He needed help.

° Whenever Marko comes to your window just after sundown uninvited, he settles himself into your room. You're already expecting him, his predators prowl unphasing now. He flops onto the bed beside you, belly first, softly nipping your shoulder whilst you flick through magazines. You roll your eyes, knowing he's in search of a snack; thankfully not a human one. When you go, he remains, listening to you softly chattering away to your parents in your mother tongue. The chorus of laughter from you is perfect. He will never admit this to you though.

° Where Marko isn't adverse to you reading to him, he quickly falls asleep before he can appreciate much of your accent and storytelling skills. It's not that it's boring or anything. It does make him dream though! It's so weird being a vampire and having a nap during the night. The things you do to him.

Paul:

° It is no surprise that Paul is the first person who wants to know all of the swear words and rude remarks. I think we all saw this one coming. He gets them out of you one way or another. The sneaky little bat! They become his new obsession for the next two weeks and even the other boys are done with it all. Poor David, Dwayne and Marko.

° On a serious note, Paul may not have the brain capacity to really learn a whole lot of your language, but he has so much enthusiasm for it. That's not to say he's stupid, it's just that he gets so excited. "How do you say this?" 

"How do you say that?"

So many questions tumble from his perfect mouth that you're prepared to kiss him to shut him up. Your throat has never been so hoarse from talking so much!

° It's heartwarming when he fumbles over syllables and how to say things in a statement. Adorable when you catch him whispering it to himself when he thinks you're not listening. Even when you catch him out in the act, Paul is shameless. A wide toothy grin spreads across his face and he cracks a joke.

° He is the number one guy out of the group who thinks you sound so hot speaking in your mother tongue. Forget about sounding intelligent and mature! Paul's found another way to fall in love with you deeper and he's swooning. Practically sighs and short circuits, especially when you're angry. You could be in a full blown argument with him, screaming on both ends and you yell out something in your mother tongue because you're just so infuriated. He stops, his face clouded with a look you know all too well and a part of you wants to sock him right now.

° "I have no idea what you just said, but hubba hubba! Lay it on me again, baby! I gotta hear it a second time." I mean, he's practically drooling!

° You've never walked away from him so goddamn fast. You can't get rid of him. He's attached. A full on package you both love and hate right now.

° Paul is good natured and likes to brag about how amazing you are. It can be a bit embarrassing, but he truly means the best. "Yo man! Did I mention yn totally schooled this guy the other day-," 

"Yeah, four hundred times, Paul. Now can I go back to my meal?" David asks, his face dripping with rivers of blood, his victim still in his arms.

"Man, she totally told him where to go! It was sooo cool-," Paul gushes as if he hasn't heard a single thing, his victim trying to crawl away.

"Dude, so not cool! We're tryna hunt here-," Marko groans.

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[secondratefiction]

Could I ask for some smutty tlb headcannons?

For the record, I maintain that I am very bad a smut, and ask for kindness and forgiveness in that regard. Outside of that... some how smut translated to seduction, which some how came around to feeding habits for the boys... pls forgive me, this ran away on me...

- Ok, I'm just going to say it right out the gate: Paul is a slut.

- He's pretty, he's got the whole bad boy/rockstar attitude going for him, he can pull anyone he wants, any time he wants.

- There's this really strange phenomenon where when Paul winks at a girl, her panties just disappear.

- He's been leaning a bit more towards girls as of late, but cute is cute and in the end they all taste the same.

- Paul is the only one of them regularly putting his dick in his food though.

- There is a higher chance that he could be in it just for the sex than any of the others.

- Not by much, but every once in a while people have wandered back to the beach weak-kneed and dazed.

- Marko is kind of a slut too... but he's more of a tease.

- He doesn't follow though nearly as often as Paul does.

- Mostly because he really, really likes neck kisses... and sometimes the pulse is just too tempting.

- There is no leaning one way or the other for him though, he's an equal opportunity ho.

- Unless he's started feeding, this man never shuts up.

- Dirty talk on point tho, got to keep 'em all worked up so they don't notice you're leading them away from everyone.

- David seems to attract certain types... Daddy issues are his bread and butter.

- The kinks might be more specific, but that just means he doesn't have to work quite as hard as the others for it.

- Eye contact, smirk, lower the chin, raise and eyebrow and boom. He's got them eating out of the palm of his hand.

- He's also not picky, but the cham seems to work best on women so that's who he's usually picking up.

- Dwayne honestly hates flirting. It's annoying, but it's also necessary, since it's the easiest way to pick people off.

- Tall,dark, and broody means he at least had it kind of easy.

- If he even had to smile and laugh and flirt like Paul or Marko, he might actually starve.

- Out of everyone he, he goes so far as actually sleeping with his chosen victim the least. Once in a blue moon, every five to ten years or so.

- It's just very rare for Dwayne to find something he's actually interested in like that in a person.

- Which is why it's kind of a problem when he does, because now it's become a bit of a conflict of interest

'Do I actually want to feed on them, I actually kind of like this one...'

- Luckily David usually sorts him out after a couple days

'Ok, do you want them around forever, or are they just kind of interesting in the moment?'

- Needless to say, no one has actually made the forever cut, yet.

[trash-gobby]

The Lost Boys: Paul Headcanons

Here is are some casual Paul headcanons that I've finally gotten around to drafting into a full thingy. I hope you enjoy and constructive criticism is always appreciated!!!

Pairings: None.

Characters: Paul, Marko, Dwayne, David, Laddie

RATING: PG

Warnings!: None.

✨If Elle Woods was a dude with a mullet she would be Paul.

✨He may not know how to calculate a percentage off a discount item or count change correctly most of the time, but knows way to much about music theory and history.

✨Wants to travel outside Santa Carla some day to somewhere like Mexico or Costa Rica.

✨Can play both bass and piano beautifully even though he can't read sheet music. He's just got an ear for it.

✨Also enjoys writing lyrics in his spare time for fun.

✨Spaces out a lot and can seem very "no thoughts, head empty," but that's just cause he's got a lot on his mind most of the time, and is easily distracted.

✨Def got ADHD imo

✨Has the worst short term memory known to man, but never forgets any of the gangs birthday's

✨Will argue w/ David about why always gets to pick their next meal in a hunt.

✨Is a lot closer w/ Marko than the others

✨Will play pranks on the others w/ Marko and has gotten in trouble w/ grumpy David for blasting an airhorn in his ear while he was napping.

✨Has also got in trouble w/ Dwayne for roping Laddie into some of him and Marko's shenanigans.

✨Really enjoys roller coasters because they relieve tension for him.

✨Favourite boardwalk attraction is bumper cars though, because he is a big child (loves big cars go smash).

✨If he had a smartphone he would definitely spam his favourite emoji which would be 🤠.

✨Will give Marko piggy-back rides and run around goofing off and driving everyone nuts.

✨Has gotten into debates w/ people about why cherry is the superior flavour of slushy to blue raspberry.

✨Speaks more than one language (Spanish, Italian and English).

✨Is working on re-learning French.

✨His current fixation is card games, and he won't let you win.

✨Will yell/sing out random song lyrics or quotes from movies at random if they get stuck in his head.

✨Always misplaces or loses his motorcycle keys (drives everyone nuts every time).

[ilikechocolatemilkh]

Ok BUT—

Can you imagine Paul trying to purposefully get hot people to invite him in JUST so he could check/do his hair and makeup? But he has to leave them alive or it breaks the whole thing so he like sneaks in when they aren’t home so he doesn’t have to hear Marko bitch about how he only likes his hair ONE WAY and never lets him experiment?