#paul lacono

[the-unhaunted-manor]

hey paul, do you have a wife? straight pride all the way 🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁

”Mm.. I mean.. I had a fiancé. Though that was in the early 1940’s. That was what, decades ago? And either way, that was only for financial reasons. But I’m not sulking about it. I’m currently in a happy relationship.” -🎩

He paused for a moment, thinking about what to say.

“Also, what is straight pride? I thought pride is supposed to represent those who are in the spectrum of sexual orientation and gender identities aside from the norm. What would even be the acronym be? LG-BS?” -🎩

[the-unhaunted-manor]

why is wife in quotes. are you one of them queers paul.

”Well,” -🎩

Paul started before stirring his tea with a small spoon.

“I think a better question is why can’t the word wife can’t be in quotations.” -🎩

[the-unhaunted-manor]

okay but paul who tops /j

He chuckled softly at the question, finding it amusing despite the inappropriateness and how unprofessional the topic was.

“I don’t think it should matter to you, but if it’ll soothe your curiosity, I top.” -🎩

He pointed at his top hat with a smirk.

[the-unhaunted-manor]

tell me about your current girlfriend/wife paul im curious

He picked up the receiver of his retro phone. The phone rang before someone answered on the other line.

“Tell me, darling, would you prefer being referred to as my friend, girlfriend, or my wife?” -🎩

He intently listened to the other person of the line before he placed his hand over the bottom end of the receiver.

“My ‘wife’ is very smart, I can tell you that.” -🎩

[the-unhaunted-manor]

i yearn to know pauls secret please please please please please please please eplease

The man was stirring his teacup before taking a nice, long sip from it.

“A secret is a secret, my friend. If I say it now, how will I know you won’t go spreading the word?” -🎩

He smirks, glancing over at a grandfather clock, watching it chime and tick.

[the-haunted-manor-askblog]

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME [[hyperlink blocked]] FOR A FRACTION OF THE PRICE?!

Paul looks at you with confusion.

"Pardon?" -🎩

The man utters, adjusting his monocle. He picks up the receiver on his retro phone, turning the dial. You could hear him whisper into the phone before he hangs up.

"..How much?" -🎩

[the-haunted-manor-askblog]

are any of them faggors/SILLY/JOKE

Everyone except Paul, points at Professor Clockwork, who's currently hunched over looking through papers.

“Huh?....I’M NOT GAY! THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY, BUT I’M NOT!” -🕰

Paul is standing in the background, shaking his head playfully.

[idtapthattylia]

The Hard Times of Rj Berger. <3 Favorite shows, season 2 is finally on Netflix :DDD