i'm gonna answer them all at once bc it's easier
tagged by johnwolennon, dreaming-in-the-60s, paulmcbutt. ty all
johnwolennon's questions:
Q: what’s your favorite planet?
A: i have a thing or two for gaseous planets and saturn has some motherfucking rings. saturn is ringo starr of our solar system. many pisa love
Q: who’s your favorite human being?
A: there are many people out there who deserve to be mentioned as my favorite human being so it makes this question almost impossible to answer. incognita
Q: tell us some friends’ secret that you can’t tell anyone (ur on tumblr no one here knows your friends plz):
A: i once had a friend (who i'm not friends with anymore, my average friendships last 2 years or less), who used to whore herself, i think.
Q: who’s your favorite book character?
A: guiomar
Q: if u had a spider how you would name it?
A: i would name it friday. perfect name for an arachnid
Q: listen to yoko ono songs for a entire year or die:
A: ya let me tell. yoko's not that bad, she's very very very creative, at least. she was good for john. will i be able to listen to the beatles again if i choose to die? yeah i didn't think so
Q: live 27 funny years or 100 lonely years:
A: 100 lonely years
Q: what song describes your life?
A: nowhere man. isn't he a bit like you and me eee
Q: what tv show do you think should last forever:
A: i don't watch tv shows oopsie
Q: to love or be loved:
A: both!!! love is a thing to share, you must love and you must be loved, you share the thing. like food, you're supposed to share
Q: if you could change bodies with someone who would it be?
A: u marina
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dreaming-in-the-60s' questions:
Q: Have you ever been to Liverpool?
A: no!!!! i’m sad and frustrated
Q: Are you close to your family?
A: very close, and it happens to be uncomfortable
Q: Have you ever experienced a hazard?
A: i was hanging out with a friend and that guy threatened us with a knife
Q: Do you have an accent?
A: in english? yes and it's horrible. in portuguese? yes and it's horrible. in spanish? yes and it's horrible
Q: Is your hair long or short?
A: short
Q: What was your first tumblr about?
A: i can't remember!!
Q: Are you proud of your room?
A: i'm not it's a mess
Q: Do you have an ipod, or iphone, or ipad?
A: ipod and iphone
Q: Besides tumblr, which social networks do you have an account on?
A: neopets
Q: Of all The Sims, which one is your favorite? (as you can see I can no longer think of normal questions sorry)
A: the sims medieval !!!! dark ages !!! middle ages !!!
Q: Is your current url your first url?
A: no no!!
Q: Are you confortable with your body?
A: sometimes
Q: pink floyd or led zeppelin? (woah woah).
A: led zeppelin
Q: ehhh do you know what Chile is?
A: it's a prosperous country i guess. they have lots of farms
Q: do you like russia? i love russia.
A: yes i do like russia
Q: what about pasta?, pasta is nice.
A: pasta is okay
Q: and homestuck? i like homestuck.
A: i'm indifferent to it. but i would never read it, if this is what you're asking
Q: sex with john paul ringo or george? johnjohnjohnjoHN.
A: john
Q: do you think robert plants hair ir fab? bc its.
A: nice
Q: tell me what u think about mclennon.
A: i ship it. as a bromance.
Q: woah hmm abbey road or the wall?
A: abbey road
Q: pattie or linda? woah woah lindalindalinda.
A: pattie boyd of course????
Q: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
A: disgusting w
Q: ew.
A: u monosyllabic chilean. u piss me off so much
Q: making questions is hard.
A: i see