Do you still remember when Pete was that athletic high school jock every girl would fall for? Well, a lot has changed since Pete went away to college and fell for unlimited food and gallons of beer. Now he sweats like crazy with his extra isolation layer of pudge and the girls run away from him. In his prime days it wouldn’t be a problem to catch these fleeing girls, but he lost some speed with all that flab on his once lean body. Not to mention he wouldn’t even be able to run a few meters without sweating like crazy, as he already sweats from just being on this Earth full of fatties like him. Can you imagine how much that titties of him would jiggle in his tight shirt. That ball of lard that buries his once tight abs wouldn’t really help either. Oh, and let’s nog forget his cute double chin where his sharp jawline once was. You really softened up in college, fatty!