#pausequoi

[redjayson]

I was at a friend's house for a Halloween party/get-together thing with several other friends and then we salted and burned her dead fish, but Augustus (the fish) was frozen so he wouldn't burn and it was cold outside, and we did the Latin chant from Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail while another friend read Hazel's eulogy for Augustus from The Fault In Our Stars and then we poured water over the grave to send him off and that was how I spent a good twenty minutes of my Halloween night.

[twhiddleston]

cup, kiss, teacher

Cup: I drink tea. I just really don't like the taste of coffee... idk I guess I'm just weird.

Kiss: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Tom "you need to stop" Hiddleston.

Teacher: Alright so, I seriously aspire to be like Tom. He is just such an amazing role model to have. He's so charming and nice all the time, no matter what. He always makes time for his fans (like in Cologne when he said he had 10 minutes before he had to go in but ended up staying for 20). He's absolutely brilliant with an eloquence that never ceases to astound me. He is so talented, but he never flaunts it. Tom is just such a wonderful human being, and I don't want Tom Hiddleston. I want to be Tom Hiddleston.