#pavestarter

[shanebye-blog]

There's no better way to start the morning than watching two straight dudes pound into each other in a fake classroom set, with a coffee and a bagel. Although, now I do have to rearrange my entire apartment because Ry decided to move to a different fucking state. 

[chris-calhoun]

I was on Humans of New York today. No big deal.

[nathan--harvey-blog]

-No, now really isn't a good time.

[nessafitzpatrick-blog]

"...excuse me!"

[kieransucks-blog]

I think I'm going to need a year to recover from this hangover. Canada, you truly fucked me over. I don't think work is even an option right now. 

[ryan-marques]

     "Sprained my ankle walking home last night. Heels will be the death of me."

[judefincher]

     "Can I help you?"

[dxntisla]

Why's Zuckerberg hailed a hero when he creates Facesmash but I can't even do some minor hacking without being threatened with prison time. People are so sensitive.