power is control

sometimes the way you think about a person isn't the way they actually are

[chris-calhoun]

I thought it was called Facebook?

[dxntisla]

No, before that. Haven't you ever seen The Social Network?

[masonfuck-blog]

I’ve just spent hours on a plane and getting through an airport, don’t try and do whatever you’re trying to do, ‘cause I’m too tired.

I’ve been in too many to count, but I’m getting my own reality show.

[dxntisla]

Geez. Must be a hard life, the way you're describing it. Since you asked though, I'll stop trying to do whatever I am trying to do.

Cool. So you'll be like the sixth Kardashian - except a guy version.

[leeland-rossendale-deactivated2]

Hey man, as long as it’s not my account getting hacked, I say do you…

[dxntisla]

I don't hack peoples' accounts. That's kids' stuff. Don't insult me.

[masonfuck-blog]

That might be because you haven’t watched my shows? Either way, I’m not really fussed. 

[dxntisla]

Good for you. Wouldn't wanna bruise your ego and all. 

Really though - what's your shows?

[dxntisla]

Why's Zuckerberg hailed a hero when he creates Facesmash but I can't even do some minor hacking without being threatened with prison time. People are so sensitive.

[masonfuck-blog]

I was actually there. Y’know, as an MTV star you kinda get asked to attend these events.

[dxntisla]

That's funny. I don't recognize you. 

[wtfaudrey-deactivated20140827]

Oh that wasn’t the noise i was talking about but thanks for letting me know which room it was. Geez, how can they go at it so many times?  

[dxntisla]

Dunno. You should ask them - they'll probably be too busy doing it again to answer, though.

[truculenttony-blog]

I just think everybody is so caught up in metaphors because of that Gus kind. Augustus, right? I don’t know, I ain’t into that type of things. Really? It is a bit, I guess. I mean, it’s an entirely new city. Not exactly used to it yet. You already know I’m Anthony, but, I didn’t quite catch your name.. and it’s Tony.

[dxntisla]

That's not what I thinking of at all, but now I am. It's overrated, anyway. Right, Tony. I think like Anthony better. I am Isla, by the way - I know everything.

[wtfaudrey-deactivated20140827]

Why so early? Oh i’m already planning on it if the noise keeps going.

[dxntisla]

I don't know. It was an example. What's the noise, anyway? Don't tell me 34B's having sex again. It would be the eight time today. Don't those people get tired?

[truculenttony-blog]

Which part? The like a snail is actually a simile, it has ‘like’ in it. Thanks fo the words of encouragement. I guess the bustling to get all the things in my room frazzled my thought process a bit. I try not to but shit happens. I’m new, so.

[dxntisla]

Shit. You got me right there. It's alright - that's what I am here for. Oh? So am I. The stress of moving in taking a toll on you?

[masonfuck-blog]

Think I’m gonna sleep for a coupla days to recover from the VMAs, man.

[dxntisla]

Right. The VMAs. You gotta have a really high resolution TV to think you were actually there. Or you know, just be really high.

[wtfaudrey-deactivated20140827]

It’s worth a try.

[dxntisla]

So's setting your alarm clock for 6 am when you need to be somewhere at 6:30 but everyone knows that never works out well. You should go see someone in charge.

[badxneighbours-deactivated20141]

"Unfortunately, I’m busy at the moment. So, please make whatever you have to say important and to the fucking point."

[dxntisla]

I am sure it can wait - wouldn't wanna interrupt your busy schedule of looking tough.

[nathan--harvey-blog]

I can almost smell the optimism and excitement of all the new tenants, ugh.

[dxntisla]

Sorry, I didn't get to take my morning shower - it might have something to do with the fact I've been carrying boxes since 5 am. Maybe you should get back to me in a few hours about that optimism and excitement.

[truculenttony-blog]

"I almost forgot this was New York. Everybody is such a huge rush and here I am sliding around like a snail.”

[dxntisla]

That's a really deep metaphor, Anthony. I find it hard to believe you forgot this was New York though, what with the skyscrapers and hundreds of people on the streets. Do you stay home a lot?

[bevvettsarchive-deactivated2016]

I barely got any sleep last night, I was just rolling around — like an emotionally distraught burrito.

[bevvettsarchive-deactivated2016]

[dxntisla]

I can't get that mental picture out of my head. Thanks. 

[wtfaudrey-deactivated20140827]

Hey! Do you mind keeping it down in there?!

[dxntisla]

You really think that's gonna work?