hey, jude

as famous as a porn star can be. jude fincher, 25, porn actor

[kieransucks-blog]

You could help me meet her? 

[judefincher]

     "I invited her over for dinner tomorrow. The more the merrier."

[kieransucks-blog]

But.. that other one is here too. Destin—- Shane. Is your company slowly invading this building? ‘Cause if they are, I wanna meet Cherry. 

[judefincher]

     "Nah, it's just us two. But, uh, Cherry, does visit the both of us pretty often. She's very nice. She'd probably like you."

[kieransucks-blog]

I’m sorry, dude but uh, you look so much like this porn guy and.. it just threw me off. 

[judefincher]

     "I am that porn guy. Are you even more thrown off now?"

[truculenttony-blog]

 ”Out of habit. If I did need something, I would ask for directions if anything. I was just discovering the faces around here.”

[judefincher]

     "Sassy."

[truculenttony-blog]

"           didn’t know lookin' meant I had something to say.”

[judefincher]

     "Why else would you be looking?"

[masonfuck-blog]

Cocky? I dig it.

[judefincher]

     "If I'm not, who will?"

[masonfuck-blog]

My friend thinks you’re hot, and if it’s any consolation so do I.

[judefincher]

     "You and your friend have good taste."

[judefincher]

     "Can I help you?"

[judefincher]

@mechanick: why do other guys feel the need to drive around shirtless???

@heyyyjude: @mechanick It's all about the ego.

[adriennefck]

“Adrienne. Adrienne Michaels.”

[judefincher]

     "Beautiful. I love it. I'm Jude Fincher. It is an absolute pleasure to meet you, Adrienne."

[adriennefck]

“Anything for you, darling.”

[judefincher]

     "I didn't get your name."

[asherwatson]

Why thank you, I do try. My name’s Asher, and you are?

[judefincher]

     "Jude."

[gallavichgrimes-deactivated2018]

[shanebye-blog]

Watching you get your clothes off and fuck girls who are only doing it for money? Yeah, it’s a ball. 

[judefincher]

     "I meant the part where we go over figures in your office."

[adriennefck]

“Then I’m sure you’re aware of how redundant it was. Or do you need me to reiterate that for you?”

[judefincher]

     "Keep speaking, if you must. I quite enjoy the sound of your voice."

[asherwatson]

I love a guy who enjoys being on top.

[judefincher]

     "Charming."

[adriennefck]

“Well, that’s a given, really.”

[judefincher]

     "Un-purse those lips, darling. I'm well aware of how obvious my statement was."