i hope it&#x27;s not just a bad dream

RYAN -> SHANE

S: go out then

S: at least i won't have you complaining about the noise

R: i wanna bring someone home though

R: shut up ur way too loud

R: i only like when ur loud when im the one that's making u that loud

RYAN -> SHANE

S: she's coming over later tonight you might get to see her

R: if i don't go out yeah

R: but i really want to go out

RYAN -> SHANE

S: did you see the girl i was with

S: she's hot

S: also get me some cookies please :(

R: no i was chillin in my room i didn't get to see her :((

R: ok ok ok

RYAN -> SHANE

S: do we have any coffee

S: can you get me a coffee

S: i can't be bothered to get up

R: fine

R: only because i love u

RYAN -> SHANE

R: you were really loud last night and it was gross

lincmontgomery

"That’s because someone has been keeping me up at night."

#( ryan ; )#( ryan ; lincoln )

"I don't know what you're talking about."

lincmontgomery

“ what are you staring at, is there something on my shirt?”

#( ryan ; )#( ryan ; lincoln )

"The bags under your eyes are even worse than they were yesterday."

It’s not everyone, s’just that former slut with the kid that hates me. I think she has a weird power thing, she doesn’t like the fact that another girl with balls is here. My friendship with Fred isn’t really something she’s happy about either, she’s sunk her false, tacky nails into him, poor boy.

"Yeah, but she's got enough personality that it makes the whole building feel it. Fred's sweet, though. He doesn't deserve to be claimed like that."

"Hey, have you gotten recognized from your videos yet?"

shanebye

"It hasn't even been twenty four fucking hours and you've got everyone here in a fucking fit. I'd be mad at you if I weren't so fucking proud."

#( the baes..... )#( ryan ; photo )#( ryan ; shane )

cora-h-blog

Usually, I’d refuse because I deserve more than cheap wine and comfy pajamas on my first official night in Manhattan but I lack the energy and the killer outfit to go out tonight, you’re in luck. But just so you know, my bed hasn’t arrived yet so I’m stealing yours. You’re more than welcome to join me.

#( hehehehe )#( ryan ; )#( ryan ; shane )

"Shut the fuck up, you'll do anything with me. I've got a fuckton of photo and video evidence to prove it. Of course I'm going to join you in my own bed, did you think I'd go and sleep on the couch? I'm the little spoon tonight, though."

@adrimikes: @ryguy69 get me a 'script and we can work something out

@ryguy69: @adrimikes how do i even do that should i just break my own leg so i can get painkillers

#tweet

@adrimikes: with my knowledge id make an excellent drug dealer

@ryguy69: @adrimikes hook a bitch up

#tweet

As inviting as that sounds, Ry, I think I might test out the fresh meat that Manhattan has to offer. Then again, I’ve already bumped into a cocky teenager that I was once slept with and an ex-boyfriend so perhaps you’re my best option right now.

"Oh, please. I've been your ride-or-die bitch since we were in diapers, Shane, I'm so much better than cocky teenage boys and ex-boyfriends. It's your first night here, though, you have to stay in and have a couple glasses of wine with me so we can catch up. You can be the whore I know and love tomorrow night."

I did actually, last night but you were so high that it took you thirty minutes to work out how to take your phone off of speaker. Miss me?

"Oh, yeah, I remember that. Whatever. You're here now. You get to sit on my face every single night now. I missed you to death, obviously."