Feb 19, 2025
Anybody got a search engine that sucks less than the rest? Are there any left?
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Anybody got a search engine that sucks less than the rest? Are there any left?
rly into the idea of a script, a loong script of pathetic submissive affirmations. you have this big page of lines for me and they're disgusting. humiliating. tailor-made to hit all of my deepest vulnerabilities. it's okay, you can wait as long as it takes for me to crack. if i keep on being a difficult puppy then you can just dangle a chastity cage in front of my face and watch me go pale. i'm already delirious from the denial, it's only a matter of time before i'll say anything.
this becomes a regular thing. if i'm not cooperating immediately then you can start playing the recordings of the last session. then the one before that. over and over, torturing me with my own whimpering voice breaking for you. each time it's quicker, each time it's easier to say the words for you, and each time you immediately go from cold tormentor to praising and cuddling me. your good, clever, obedient little dog who knows its place.
eventually you don't need the cage. you don't need the recordings. you don't even need to tell me. as soon as i feel the heat building up i'm happily reciting my mantras, word for word, prostrating myself before your godlike authority as you smile down at this broken wretch you've made for yourself.
“eww why do u like Twilight it’s terrible”
you fool. you buffoon. you absolute goober.
I like twilight because it is terrible
I forgot how good tactical breach wizards is I'm having so much fun
My girlfriend is always wearing headphones and can't hear me talk half the time when she's right next to me but it took her less than a minute to notice I'd started playing Celeste when she was in the other room doing something else.
I don't even have the volume loud.
Girlfriend just went to the bathroom and then I went to the bathroom at the same time (different bathroom) and I guess she didn't notice and she came downstairs before I was done and I hear a tiny little voice at the bottom of the stairs say "where did my girlfriend go?"
This article about feeding hummingbirds summarizing the Internet really well
Okay so trans women are magical