Aug 24, 2017
Text ✉️ Pax
Anders: How's the knee, man?
Anders: I know it has a tendency to act up when it rains like this, you old woman.
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Text ✉️ Pax
Anders: How's the knee, man?
Anders: I know it has a tendency to act up when it rains like this, you old woman.
Text | Pax 🏀
Anders: Hey.
Anders: Please talk to me.
Anders: I don't want to fight.
Anders: It's not fair to make me choose between you and Mase and you know it.
Anders: Come on, man.
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MUSE OPINIONS MEME
❤️ Opinion of your muse
Um, well. I considered you one of my best friends. You were one of the few people I knew when I came to Boston, and you made me feel welcome and not quite so lonely. But I’m so mad at you right now. Mason is my favorite person in the universe. How could you give me an ultimatum between her and you? It’s fucked up and unfair. We’re not children, you’re not our father. You don’t get to pick who we sleep with and who we don’t. I want you to apologize.
😀 Best memory of your muse
Our nights out together were fun, but honestly, I think I prefer just hanging out, eating pizza or Thai and just talking or watching sports. You’re fun to be around when it’s just chill.
🙁 Worst memory of your muse
The pretty much every interaction the last month or so. Or when the whole Mia/Cami situation went down a few years ago.
🌠 Wishes for your muse
That you can find peace in retirement. That you stop hating yourself for what you did to Cami. That you two can make up to the point where you’re not so dysfunctional anymore. That you can forgive Mason and I. That you get to be a significant part of Mia’s life. That you can find someone who makes you happy and settle down.
🗝 Secret they’re keeping from your muse
I want to put my hands around your neck for the ultimatum you gave Mason and I. I’m harboring so much anger for you it’s driving me insane. I just want you to apologize and end this bullshit fight.
🔮 Future plans involving your muse
I wish I knew.
🌌 Best dream involving your muse?
Generally they go down like our nights out did.
👹 Worst dream involving your muse
Permanently losing our friendship has been one of them.
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SEND ME A NUMBER MEME
What TV show do you love to watch but are a little embarrassed to tell friends that you simply cannot miss an episode.
Most people know I love ghost hunting shows, but I’m still a tad bit ashamed I do. I’m all about Ghost Adventures Fridays.
What website and/or magazine do you read and it’s your guilty pleasure?
ESPN, I guess? But it’s really not a guilty pleasure. I don’t have a lot of time to spend online.
What is the grocery store item you buy but you know you should not?
I’m completely addicted to potato chips and french onion dip. That stuff might as well be crack.
Write a 25-word love note to your current significant other or to a person with whom you are infatuated.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have you ever proposed marriage or been proposed to marry? What happened?
Um, HELL NO.
At what time in your life have you felt most passionate and alive?
My first few years in New York were full of adrenaline, but if we’re being honest, it was when I was a kid playing hockey on the pond behind my house.
What one piece of advice about sex would you offer the virgin you?
Go slower, dumbass.
☺ ⚡ ⚠ ☃
RANDOM HEADCANON MEMES
☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often?
Big and toothy or incredibly smirky and snide, one of the two being on his face pretty much every second of the day.
⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them?
He likes them given they’re not too dangerous. He grew up in tornado country so he’s pretty wary of tornado watches and warnings, but if it’s just a thunderstorm, it’s no big deal to him and he finds them calming.
⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first?
Answered!
☃ : What is your muse’s favorite season? What about their least favorite season, if they have one?
Winter because it’s hockey season, followed by summer at the lake. Spring would be his least favorite.
✆ ✉ ☎ ⁇ ø ✘ # @ & % ツ
Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
[9:03AM] Why is there a pink dildo in my car?
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
[4:14PM] I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? I LOVE MASON, BUT I DON’T WANT TO LOSE YOU. YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU TWO!
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
[10:47PM] 2 mins from the liquor store. Tell me what you want now or I’m getting you whatever the most chick-looking Burnett’s I find.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[2:35AM] girl her sayhs sheewant a 3som wit Her frend&me WINNNNINGGGG
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
[3:47PM] Send more shirtless mirror selfies when you get a chance ;)
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[4:18AM] Dude, where the hell did you run off to? ….I just woke up in a dorm room I think? Did we go to BU tonight?
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[7:30PM] FUCK YOU, YOU SELFISH ASSHOLE. ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOURSELF!!!!!!
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[1:10PM] Samantha or Miranda from Sex and the City?
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
[1:30AM] SAVE ME I SWEAR THIS GIRLS VAGINA HAS TEETH
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
[9:53PM] I owe you a lot, Pax. Thanks for being my best friend, support system and wingman.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[5:15PM] So, does Mia like jalepeños or no?
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[11:12PM] JUST A FEW WEEKS LEFT TILL THE SEASON STARTS!
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[3:39] qqiweurhiquerghipuebrw PARTYYYYYYY
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[1:15AM] How could you do this to me? You know how lonely I’ve been here. And now you take away one of the biggest supports I have?
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EMOJI ASKS
Something you’ll change?
My max reps. They’ve gotten much better this summer.
What makes you horny?
@itspax making lay ups.
Something spicy you like?
Your sister.
Be my tumblr crush?
Of course ❤️
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QUESTIONS MEME
8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)
Girls are hot?
Boys are not?
11: Do you have any strange phobias?
Um…. hitting my head on low hanging things?
That’s what happens when you’re as tall and broad chested as I am. Also a problem that you’d know nothing about.
18: Do you believe in karma?
Only when bad shit’s happening to me.
26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
No.
Sure, why not?