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Bodhi, hosting a group meditation session: ...and release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.

Wolf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bodhi: Sir... are you okay?

Wolf: ...

Wolf: I”m a little messed up.

it’s simply the best hat in the game

Dallas: “Things have been different since Bain disappeared.” Bain: doesn’t say anything because he’s actually gone. that’s it. that’s the joke

Dallas: Things haven't been the same since Hoxton went into custody.

Hoxton: Stop telling everyone I'm in custody!

Dallas: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...

Dallas: This heist is a two man job, and I’m trusting it to you, Houston and Hoxton.

Houston and Hoxton:

Dallas: “I have locked Hoxton and Houston in a room together and told them they’re not coming out until they get along.”

Wolf: “Uh, boss, I don’t think that’s a good idea...”

Dallas: “No, don’t worry Wolf. It’s flawless. They’ll want to get out at some point.”

Hoxton and Houston:

is he called bain because he’s the bane of my existence

Dallas: Hoxton, deal with the hostages.

Hoxton, pulling out a guitar: Anyway here's Wonderwall

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