#pb drabble

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[livkiwi]

Harry and Nim (814):I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?

this has been sitting in my inbox for a million years and im finally doing it ok

Harry/Nim

Plesa answer theu dor

Nimmnm

I haven't gt trosers on and yoir naybours arw starung

Are you drunk?

It's 2 in the afternoon?

Aanswer the ee door baber

It's wintert and in not wearing trouserz

Where are you trousers?

Idk

I realy dunno where they are but thas not my prob,em. When are you doinng to unlock the doro?

I'm not at home Harry

why notns?? i'm heree to see me

You didn't tell me you were coming over Harry. I'm shopping. Call a taxi and go home and sleep.

I havnt got any money y on me.,.

You are the biggest idiot I've ever met.

Why are you even drunk during the day?

I'm srry Nin

There's a key under the pot plant with the purple flowers. Go inside and shower and sleep. I'll be home in like 2 hours

Thanks you bbe xx

I'm goingt o slep nakedd is that okay??/

That's fine Harry. Just sleep.

Okau, I'm gettin in the showur noww.

Goodnight Nim xxxxx

Goodnight Harry

[livkiwi]

(360):He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis? Harry and Nim.

oh god hahahah..

Harry/Nim

get over it harry

It's bad enough that you saw Niall naked before you saw me naked but now this!!!

ive heard things alright

He's got a girlfriend

A PREGNANT girlfriend

its not like i jumped his bones Harry!

You interrupted me midsentence to admire another man's penis!

Not just any man either

But Liam

How many more of my band mates are you going to see naked

i wasn't admiring it! i was just wondering why he walked into your kitchen naked

hopefully i'll get to see zayn one day too

Nim!!!

You're making me feel insecure

boohoo

:(

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how lovely

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alright harry! you’ve got a nice penis now please stop sending me pictures of it!!!

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jesus christ…

[livkiwi]

nimry (928): I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.

Harry/Nim

are you nearly here yet??

are you driving 2 miles per hour or something?

i haven’t left yet Harry

hurrrry Nim

i feel like i’m dieing

that’s your own fault

you shouldn’t have had those shots last night then you idiot

I’m just cleaning up the flat I’ll be leaving soon

alright alright

At the rate you’re going I’ll be dead before you get here

I’m really gonna die Nim

I’m gonna die. First I’m gonna throw up. But then I’m gonna die.

Must you clean now??

Nimmmmmmmmm

I’m leaving now I’ll see you soon xx

Thank goodness

See you soon :)

Don’t forget to bring me bananas and oatmeal .xx

Oh and a chocolate milkshake .xx