#pc quotes

[i-think-i-might-be-nothing]

rewatching BoJack hurts a little

[milkchuggs]

"Am I a murder hobo? I guess, a little, but I only murder hobo on weekends. And only to pay my way through college."

[dangelineplaytest]

Elua's BALLSACK!

when your wounded friend rolls a pair of natural ones.

[dangelineplaytest]

“If only you’ve been reasonable, I would not have to do this!” - Violette

Today, we learned: if you do not want to be killed with a rapier or trampled by a horse, do not shoot Laurent - or anyone a certain Orchis Adept cares about, for that matter, with a crossbow.

PS. He survived. The brigand did not.

[dangelineplaytest]

When butch comes to shove...

Reddigan, regarding Violette, played by the lovely @elegantmess-southernbelle

[dangelineplaytest]

Whatever it is you think I did, I was clear across town!

Violette nó Orchis upon seeing a guard.