#rpg quotes

[nuhn90]

Funny larp anecdote alarm 🚨

One year at LARP camp the leader of the elven village had a hammock that no one else was allowed to touch. He was very strict and talked a lot about the hammock being a gift from someone to him.

Then one time when he wasn't in the village, my little kendar walked in and settled in the hammock. When the elven leader came back, he marched trough the village shouting at the top of his loungs.

Him: What are you doing?! Don't you know that is a gift?!!

My kendar in a happy and excited voice: For me?

All the other elves giggling.

Him: NOOO!

😂 it was hilarious and he only played a grumpy leader, he was a sweet and decent guy and a friend, so that much more fun.

[rpg-quotes-daily]

*screaming across the room* KEN, WHO'S HITLER?!

Context: a LARP game with DGHDA characters and time paradoxes. Hitler was killed in this universe and thus, Bart Curlish did not know better than to ask her smarter friend about who that is

[dangelineplaytest]

You guys are literally roleplaying a *bath*. I love you. This is home.

Vivien (Hravart Angelique Moreau), on her fellow players’ choices.

[dnd-but-theresnocontext]

“The last time you broke into the police station it was like a Tuesday.”

[beandipmcgee]

RPG Quotes Without Context #37

Player: "You can't hit a dragon; we're immune to humiliation!"

DM: "Does a 22 hit?"

Player: "Yeah, it hits by twelve."

[madfishmonger]

Quotes from Drunken & Dragons Curse of Strahd

"It's not okay to trade one little person for another little person." - the cleric 

"What the fuck? Why does everything have to be so hard?" - the tabaxi paladin 

"I'm sleeping on top of the dresser. I like the height." - the tabaxi paladin 

"There are no sunbeams in Barovia." - the DM 

"I WILL SMITE YOU WITH LIGHTNING AND TERRIBLE THUNDER IF YOU WAKE ME UP AGAIN" - the cleric 

"You have a nightmare about being on a featureless plain, like Saskatchewan," - the DM

"We've gotta freebase these kids." - the dragonborn paladin 

"Just witness infanticide, go back to bed." - the bard 

"I bumped my head and I can now speak Sylvan." - the bard 

"So uh, you wanna go kill some hags?" - the barbarian, rolling a nat 20 persuasion "You know what, I do." - the NPC 

"Make a puberty roll." - the DM

"Addiction is a mental illness, it should be properly treated. The system in this country..." - our very political NPC

"I make a sandwich out of the wolf steaks, just all meat." - the barbarian 

"The barbarian is so 'where's the beach'." - the dragonborn paladin 

"From now on I'm referring to the bard as pie filling." - the dragonborn paladin 

"YOU'RE an Argynvostholt!" - the barbarian 

"Do we have to be happy?" - the cleric 

[lethriloth]

"Maybe I could speak to my father, the king."

"...The what?"

"Uh. It's... our last name?"

"...Does Lord The King live in this city?"

[dungeonsanddisappointments]

*whispers* "Hey! There are a fuck ton of trogs in there."

- The Dragonborn Wizard of the party after finding a group of troglodytes