Nate Evans: *calls Blaine*
Blaine Anderson: *answers phone* Hi, hey, hello.
Nate Evans: Blaine Michael.
Blaine Anderson: Nathaniel Issac
Nate Evans: I hope you're cleaning right now.
Blaine Anderson: I'm... eating candy.
Blaine Anderson: With the intent to clean.
Nate Evans: Mmhm. Right.
Nate Evans: So, what all do you have to clean?
Blaine Anderson: Umm, the duckling's corner and I have to clean the bathroom and the floors because there are feathers everywhere.
Blaine Anderson: Just a heads up, I sing when I clean. So...
Nate Evans: Oh. Well, you still need to sing for me anyway. So, I do not mi- Well, as long as it's not Spongebob. Please tell me you don't sing the theme song when you clean.
Nate Evans: I will hang up.
Nate Evans: I swear I will.
Blaine Anderson: *sings* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Nate Evans: ...
Blaine Anderson: I'm kidding. Calm down.
Blaine Anderson: Any requests?
Nate Evans: No, I guess not. Something I'll know, preferably.
Blaine Anderson: I don't know what you know, nerd.
Nate Evans: I know popular music, babe.
Blaine Anderson: So, top 40s? Lame.
Blaine Anderson: I was feeling old school tonight.
Nate Evans: Like how old school?
Blaine Anderson: Like Sam Cooke old.
Nate Evans: I don't know who that is?
Blaine Anderson: I'm shaking my head so hard.
Blaine Anderson: Suggest something to me then, loser.
Blaine Anderson: Spongebob Squarepants~
Nate Evans: OH NO.
Nate Evans: I was looking up this Sam Cooke guy. Sing Cupid for me. I like that one.
Blaine Anderson: Whoa, okay, confession time. I don't know that one.
Blaine Anderson: Ask me something recent if you want.
Nate Evans: Hmm.... Can you sing Duran Duran?
Nate Evans: I'm in an 80s mood.
Blaine Anderson: Fine, fine.
Blaine Anderson: But you have to talk to me and not just sit there listening to my beautiful voice.
Nate Evans: I'm guessing you have me on speaker then. ...Oh, so you know how I passed all my exams earlier? Well, I haven't had to go to class. I've basically just been picking up extra hours at work.
Blaine Anderson: I do. Aaaaand, passing all of your exams and not going to class is helping you how? Doesn't attendance count for something?
Nate Evans: Of course it does. They aren't taking it though. School's almost over. They care as much as the students do at this point.
Blaine Anderson: Yeah, okay. If they do end up taking attendance, this just makes things better for me because you'll be a junior with me next year.
Blaine Anderson: *sings the "hungry like the wolf" line*
Nate Evans: They won't. Don't do that, Blaine. You're gonna jinx me!
Blaine Anderson: What if everything I said came true?
Blaine Anderson: Nate Evans is going to buy me some popsicles tomorrow.
Nate Evans: That's really not funny. First off, Sam would be a -enior while I look like a dumbass for failing and I really do not want be an 18 year old junior. No offense.
Blaine Anderson: I am offended.
Nate Evans: Also, thank you for singing that line. That made my night.
Blaine Anderson: I am offended again.
Nate Evans: And I'm not buying you popsicles.
Blaine Anderson: I'm really offended.
Nate Evans: Poor baby.
Blaine Anderson: Don't talk to me. I'm offended.
Nate Evans: You should let me love you. Let me be the one to give you everything you want and need~
Blaine Anderson: No. Still offended.
Nate Evans: You said not to talk. So I sang.
Blaine Anderson: Don't sing to me.
Nate Evans: You make it seem like I have a bad voice or something.
Blaine Anderson: Meh.
Blaine Anderson: You're actually really good but I'm supposed to be offended soooo.
Nate Evans: I see.
Nate Evans: And how would I un-offend you?
Blaine Anderson: Tell me sweet things.
Nate Evans: Lollipops, sugar cane, Kool-aid, fruit...
Blaine Anderson: You're a nerd, I'm not talking to you.
Nate Evans: I'm a sexy nerd.
Blaine Anderson: You're okay I guess.
Nate Evans: Your face is okay.
Blaine Anderson: Pft.
Blaine Anderson: You know you don't really think that.
Nate Evans: Haha. Okay. You caught me.
Blaine Anderson: I win.
Nate Evans: Sure thing, Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: You don't sound convinced.
Blaine Anderson: I win, I always win.
Nate Evans: Always.
Nate Evans: Blaine Anderson is a winner.
Blaine Anderson: Duh.
Nate Evans: So, why are you cleaning so late?
Blaine Anderson: Because I decided to talk to you all day like a loser.
Blaine Anderson: Why are you NOT cleaning so late?
Nate Evans: Our room isn't messy, believe it or not.
Blaine Anderson: Needs more ducks.
Nate Evans: Ugh. I'm hungry. I hate when- Oh hell no.
Nate Evans: Ducks are not needed.
Nate Evans: I thought you gave all of them away?
Nate Evans: *yawns*
Blaine Anderson: All of them? No never. I still have 20.
Blaine Anderson: Sleepy?
Nate Evans: Um, maybe?
Blaine Anderson: Um, lame.
Nate Evans: I didn't sleep. Shut up.
Blaine Anderson: Why didn't you sleep?
Nate Evans: Stuff I was telling you about earlier.
Blaine Anderson: Ooh.
Blaine Anderson: Don't worry yourself about stuff like that okay? Please?
Nate Evans: I'll try. You tired me out though. So I might just get some sleep after all.
Blaine Anderson: Sweet dreams, nerd.
Blaine Anderson: I love you a lot.
Nate Evans: Thank you. I love you too, Blaine. G'nite, babe.
Blaine Anderson: Good night.