Dearest Readers:
It brings me, Rita Skeeter, great pleasure to deliver the new and improved Hogwarts Informational to your grateful hands. Without further ado, we shall kick off the school year with a bang and get to the facts in the first issue of the year!
Let me ask you this, dears: What do you get when you put together one Remus Lupin and a charming young lady? That's right! You get our resident goody two shoes leaving Hogwarts after midnight to participate in a little rendez-vous action. The bookish Marauder was seen leaving the castle late one dark night by yours truly. How romantic it must have been to meet with a stunning witch under a full moon, Remus.
Now, we all have our sources around this castle, and I'm sure you loves know that I have plenty of my own. One of my many Slytherin sources whipsered a little something in my ear this week that piqued my interest. Not only is there nothing interesting going on with the Snoozefest Slytherin gang--pity-- but I've been told to keep my pretty brown eyes locked on the Hufflepuff and Gryffindor houses! How wonderful to hear that the regular good-guys might be dipping their toes into some delightful mischief.
Last but not least, I did spy one Quidditch player on the field alone late last night. For now, his name shall be kept confidential... but we'll have to see for how long that lasts.
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