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Monster: I am an expert at identifying birds!

Peacock: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Monster: Yeah, those are definitely all birds!

Lion: Would you rather... kill Peacock, or-

Rabbit: Yes, kill Peacock.

Lion: I didn't say the-

Rabbit: I don't need to hear the second option.

Peacock: ... feeling a little unsafe.

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Peacock: I'm going to go to bed. Don't murder anyone.

Leopard: Okay Peacock, we won't kill anyone.

Fox: Fine.

Rabbit: I'M GONNA BURN DOWN A FOREST!

Peacock: Technically not murder... I'll allow it.

Rabbit, taping a knife to a Roomba and setting it loose: Be free, my child.

Peacock, entering the room with cuts on his ankles: WHO THE FUCK-

Peacock: That’s a pretty rock, Lion.

Lion: Thanks! Rabbit gave it to me.

Rabbit: I threw it at you.

Lion: He’s very sweet!

Peacock: I'm pretty easygoing.

Leopard, chuckling: You once used a ruler to measure another ruler.

Peacock: It was off by half a centimeter! It never should've been in circulation!

Leopard, at 5 AM: Oh, good morning! Didn't know you're an early bird.

Peacock, laughing: I'm not. I'm heading to bed now.

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