#peak joke

[ssaalexblake]

Every now and again I randomly remember the ‘sexy girl with the nimble fingers’ joke from once, Upon Time. Like. Peak. Yaz goes from horrified her sister is saying this (probably abt her mate, Ryan) to suddenly perking up when the vision changes and Suddenly 13 is here and she’s busy remembering 13 does in fact have nimble fingers... Wait, is she sexy???? And if an angel hadn’t appeared very shortly after this and cut that gay crisis off at the head, Yaz would have spent the whole day trying to deny to herself exactly What she was thinking about 13′s fingers. And how nimble they are. 

Like, Amazing. 

[team-chaotix-week]

An old joke that comes to mind with today's prompt, so I chaotixised it;

Team Chaotix go camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Vector woke Espio and Charmy up.

Vector: "Espio, check out that sky - what do you see?"

Espio: "There are millions and millions of stars."

Vector: "Sure, what do you deduce from that?"

Espio: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life."

Vector: "That's interesting stuff. What about you, Charmy?"

Charmy: "I think... somebody stole our tent."

This is absolutely wonderful! Thank you for sharing this, I love it!