#pear asks

[pearatwar]

get scp yaoi jumpscared

(423 x 3143)

oh man. man ypu totally got me ypu scared me so much man. dont show me any more this scared me so much!! woah !! it would be oh so twrerrible...... you aren't going to send me more right? haha unless

[captainsaltypear]

Why am I imagining Engie Mark benchpressing Y/n and they're just reading the New Edition of Space Magazine

thanks for imaging it because you just gave me the BEST mental image

[pearatwar]

we may already be friends miss ter pear at war. perchance. the world will never know. i sure hope we are! but i would like to peer into your veins with a very small telescope and map the constellations that i am 85% sure run through at least some of those tiny flesh tubes. and stab you a lot in a cool awesome way that denotes our friendship being Great with a capital G like all the epics foretold. anon out catch me if you can (i may be making myself obvious, but if not, enjoy my mystery!)

there is a non-zero chance this is eury back at it with the heavy-duty, military-grade platonic relationship but i'm betting all my chips on michael it Has to be him

[pearatwar]

anyway. pear. fhello i wanted to come Bother you like a cat batting at a ceiling lamp from the top of the cupboard

ooug.. angel fromabove .. come save me Pretty boy /p

[pearatwar]

i had a dream about my diffuser becoming a Critter that i had to take care of. it hated my laptop and enjoyed trying to throw itself off of high places. i think i named it sebastitony

my face hurts and i am oscillating between craving interaction and screaming whenever someone tries to talk to me. in other words i am stable and nofmal

i have managed to injure every limb seperately in a way that makes everything uniquely painful. May die soon. more news at ten

my keyboard has cats on it

this has been your michael update. your mcupdate, if you will

are you sure the suicidal creature isnt a projection of your psyche? or maybe you need to fix your diffuser. i will look forward to your Sesbastitony Series

i'm willing to give you attention! undivided, absolute, and for up to 5 mintues at a time before i start a game of something. i platonically love u <33

why are your bones made of Glowsticks. michale. get help

cats? on da keyboard? didnt know you were getting mad pussy all along dude. dam

thanks for the michalekf up dad te. wowws

[pearatwar]

the corpse flower is preparing to bloom in australia pear. this is something that feels significant to me

the corpse flower was discovered by an italian biologist and the fucker named it Amorphophallus titanum

it's a big dead plant penis yet so artistic... in life, it dies, in bloom, it rots... duality in nature... i would see why it is so Significant

you are a very artsy man

[captainsaltypear]

oh my gah......he posin................he's so chunky

[captainsaltypear]

For the pet headcanon I think it could be funny if Gunther talks about his dog like it's one of those masSIVE guard dogs but when the rest of the crew finally see a picture of them, the dog is in fact one of those very tiny ones

i jolted up awake in the middle of the night bc my need to draw this overrode everything else