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"not to brag but" i'm bragging. ohhh look at me i'm so good and great and strong and i'm the second coming of the virgin mary i will never die
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"not to brag but" i'm bragging. ohhh look at me i'm so good and great and strong and i'm the second coming of the virgin mary i will never die
i'm pear!
🇮🇹 | may 11th 2006 | he/they/any | pan | diagnosed: autistic and depressed | single
TW! stuff you might not want to see!
terribly often: yearning (romantic/physical), strong language
sometimes: self harm, eating disorders, self destructive thoughts and ideation
DNI: racists, sexists, TERFs, muskrat apologists, common sense deniers, blogs that only have sh pictures (please :[)
hey! yeah, it's me. i'm like if the weird indie kid fell in a cauldron of The Big Sad and became the cool but Sad indie kid,, the rest is history
i'm your favorite frejlordian one-hit wonder, a sopping wet dog of a man, the museum of human suffering
Likes:
misc!
piracy. lost of it. i am wired head to toe and have 300 gigabytes of pirated games and growing
seriously. i could download you any of your favorite games or media in the blink of an eye
programming, computers and IT! my school specializes in that and oh god theres so much math
green! the color green i love green green green
the number 1414, specifically the number 1414
talking to friends! voice chats! pleaspelapslepleapslepalseplease
brutalism (architecture)
vectorheart (aesthetic)
videogames!
roguelikes! i like that they're always new. in particular, slay the spire, risk of rain 2 and pacific drive
rimworld just sorta speaks to me... i unhealthily love that game
fortnite and league of legends: i know, controversial. the former is my guilty pleasure every once in a while, the latter is daily suffering
niche games: the niche-er, the better-er
social games: see jackbox and content warning!
used to be really into: guilty gear xx, xrd and strive | ultrakill
music!
everything under the dnb-breakcore umbrella term: loud AND fast
shoegaze and noise rock: loud but not necessarily fast
more traditional rock "name three nirvana s-" [gunshot]
lovesick indie
secretly a sucker for mac miller
some videogame soundtracks never hurt anyone, right?
topics!
every once in a while i'll post about my day in a silly manner and advanced lexicon, then i'll make a sad, yearning post and reblog two of my mutuals want to be reblogged? sign up now at the follow button!
i will reply to most if not all asks because i secretly love attention. feed me
tags!
most tags follow a "pear.[identifier]" schema... in order of frequency more or less:
pear.posting (my tag! basically every post)
pear.blogging (irl posts for the sake of keeping you up to speed with my real life life)
pear.typing (big text! i typed text for the sake of typing it and it's the focus of the post. in itself it finds purpose and lives)
pear.depths (woah Sappy. <- typical pear.depths post ender)
pear.meta (a post about the blog itself! because i am nothing without it and versa-vice)
pear.yearning (i just wish i could be loved... my soul grows cold and reluctant [sigh])
pear.asks (in case one of you guys sends me an ask! lovely lovely)
pear.anons (in case one of you guys sends me an ask but is scared)
pear.bustales (posts regarding, or made during, my 45 minute, bi-daily school bus commute)
this list isnt inclusive, and i'll make up new ones from time to time, but in the meanwhile get this other list of tags
rebumble (everything reblog)
two pears in a pod, pear and michael!, michael update (everything michael!! that fuckin creature)
moots!! (just, another moot, just one i dont feel familiar enough with to have a tag for)
silly game time (silly game time asks)
no i am NOT using popular tags on my posts. the chosen ones will see them by the jittering and sputtering of fate
pinned introduction got so old i'm unpinning it. back to the deluge of days past you go hahaah.
normalize romanticizing your life with names
yes i'm a Sopping wet dog of a man. that's an unique denomination exclusively granted to me by a friend who i've not talked to in ages. yes im the most killdest guy ever. my special moves are the new york peanut butter and jelly, the de//sync, the called shot shot and bounce kick.
other such abilities include the hawk tuah shot and the yao ming shot. not that they would Matter because i only use them in the spinoff sports games.
i feel like i'd be better off with a half off better half
resenting my human praxis for a metallic chassis
humanoid of theseus, the issue at hand
with every trend i rebrand
cast iron to brand, prometheus
with every step forward i take two steps back
i feel like i was born in the wrong generation. i woulda loved writing excessively cryptic books with svevo and pirandello