throws a bunch of symbols in the air surprise me
Send “✆” for a MORNING text
[text: p-diddy 💕 ]: somehow after I lost you and bradley last night I ended up breaking into a children’s play area. [text: p-diddy 💕 ]: can you actually believe that?? [text: p-diddy 💕 ]: i’m dong the walk of shame home from Chuck E. Cheese. this is so not sex and the city.
Send “♔” for an ANGRY text
[text: p-diddy 💕 ]: i hate boys and i want them out of my life. if i see one more misogynistic tweet on my timeline i’m going 2 throw myself out of a window please god give me the strength to be sweet, and calm and kind
Send “♠” for a DRUNK text
[text: p-diddy 💕 ]: you are the most special princess in the WORLD. you are more beautiful than cinderella!!! youa smell like pine needles and have a face like sunshine
Send “☏” for a VAGUE text
[text: p-diddy 💕 ]: i’m so tired. of life. of everything. i just want to be ok
Send “⁇” for a WORRIED text
[text: p-diddy 💕 ]: pearl that is a bad idea please do NOT try to hitch a ride on the back of a truck you are not james bond you will break your legs
Send “♣” for an ACCIDENTAL text
[text: p-diddy 💕 ]: i’m not wearing any 😇[text: p-diddy 💕 ]: sorry! typo! what I meant to say was i’m not wearing any sunglasses[text: p-diddy 💕 ]: because today it is humid, but not Bright. that was the weather, thanks for tuning in, now back to you, studio, for the local news
Send “✘” for a text that SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN SENT
[text: p-diddy 💕 ]: sometimes you and bradley feel like my last string. like i’m a balloon and you two are the last thing tethering me to the ground. sometimes, i don’t think it’s even worth it. i just want to float off. but i’m glad you’re trying. it makes me feel like trying, too.
Send “✺” for a SAUCY text
[text: p-diddy 💕 ]: this is the worst thing in the world. i don’t think i’ve ever wanted anyone as much as i want him. it’s like every time i see him i just melt and i want to shove him into a wall and snog him until i can’t breathe and get bonked until i can’t walk. mother of fudgecake. is that slutty? am i a slut? maybe this is my slutty phase. oh my god, i’m such a strumpet. I should just sew a letter A onto all of my clothes like in that film with Emma Stone.
Send “√” for a CONFESSION text
[text: p-diddy 💕 ]: sometimes i wonder if i’ll ever be as happy as i pretend to be.