#pearlys crap

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On TODAY'S episode of "I Think Google Used the Wrong Picture", we have this masterpiece of a thumbnail

Except I clicked on the article and was proven wrong!! Google DID use the right picture! The full image is somehow even better

I don't live in Massachusetts but I hope this one wins

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wanted to imitate an art style but got frustrated and just made it into shape practice(?)

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Pinned posts are a thing now, time to make use of that

Hi, I’m Pearl/Pearly! She/her although messing it up is nbd. I’m an aspiring artist and novelist and in 10,000 (slight exaggeration) fandoms, so feel free to check my tags and maybe ask me about stuff!! I like chatting about my niche interests :D Tho be aware that I do not participate in discourse and anything aggressive/hateful will be ignored. :)

Side note: if we’ve been mutuals for a while and you notice me reblogging posts you shared like 2 to 3 years ago, it’s because I’m finally digging through my 15,000 (not an exaggeration) drafts and sharing the ones I saved forever ago :,)

Some of my tags that might need explanation:

-sobbing: this is the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life

A reference to a streamer (I don't even know her name) who was crying really hard from playing a really emotional scene in (I think????) Red Dead Redemption 2 that then cuts to a small bunny hopping in the snow. The bunny is, soon after her comment, pierced through the neck by an arrow, and the sound the streamer makes will Live With Me Forever.

-train boy/boys/man/men

Ingo and/or Emmet from Pokémon.

-im wheezing

-ive only seen posts of this post

Tag for posts that genuinely made me laugh more than a short exhale through my nose. Post is extra funny if tag is capitalized and/or followed by a keysmash.

-dont call me out like this

Tag for posts that are just a little too relatable.

Reference to Kung Fu Panda's "I've only seen paintings of this painting." For super famous posts that I'd previously only seen outside of Tumblr.

-i think google used the wrong picture

Fun game I play with myself where I open Google Chrome on my cellular device and scroll through the suggested articles to see if the thumbnail picture provided actually matches the article. Most of the time, it's fine! Other times...

-i hate you all

...... You'll see.

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dear ninjago fans, i present the epitome of ninjago pun art:

a jaywalking Jay Walker walking a jay

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anyway, scramble continues to be the best thing i’ve never played

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dont talk to me or my son ever again

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My brother: *finds a USB drive with a sliding connector*

My brother: NO WAIT, I CAN'T SPEND ALL DAY PLAYING WITH A USB DRIVE

My brother's brain: haha slidey

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Broke: FNAF ask blog based on some human character like Afton or Phone Guy

Woke: Helpy ask blog