#peasant asks

[beanz-hart]

Beanz, you stole the show in your mom's recent Amazon Fire plug.

What can I say? I was born a star. Well, I was born a dog, and in all honesty, dogs>stars

[beanz-hart]

Did you have fun at Maegan's?

I did! Love my aunt Maegan! I love all my aunts! #blessed

[beanz-hart]

Your tattoo is so cute.

Aw thanks! Yeah, I like to think it gives me some street cred.

[beanz-hart]

You have cute teeeth

All the better to tear a muhfukka apart with, m'dear

[beanz-hart]

I love that your aunt joselyn snats walking you when she dogsits.

I love that she does, too, because it’d be a shame for this beautiful face to not be on camera at any given opportunity!

But no one can sing “Walkin The Beanz” quite like my mama!

[beanz-hart]

We heard your mom's names for you. What are your names for her?

Excellent question! 

Well, you know on here, I kind of just stick to “Mama” but, I’ve got a few secret names for her myself. Such as:

Don’t You Dare Take Me To The Vet

She Who Must Not Be Mamed

Personal Assistant

Gimme Some Chicken, Bitch

and my personal fave,

Bounty: The Shitter Picker Upper

[beanz-hart]

Who was trying to fuck with you today on your walk?

Some labradoodle who thought she was better than me. Bitch was walking around being all prissy and someone had to knock her down a peg and that someone was ME MUTHAFUKKAS!

[beanz-hart]

You can tell us, girl. Have you actually ridden Goose like a jockey?

Goose & I are just friends. I mean, there was that one time but it was real awkward with the size difference and the state of drunkenness…