Queen Beanz

Mama likes to call herself my "owner" but let's be real, she's the one picking up shit.

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I love my fans

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Dear Mama, Why are you the way that you are? Love, Beanz

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Beanz, you stole the show in your mom's recent Amazon Fire plug.

What can I say? I was born a star. Well, I was born a dog, and in all honesty, dogs>stars

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HECKIN BAMBOOZLED!

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Can't tell if I should be flattered or offended by this giraffe on Mama's Instagram story....

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I’ve Got This Round Countdown, Day 1: ITS ALMOST HERE, GUYS!!!!

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Have you bought Mamrie’s second book yet?!

mamriebook.com

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Have you guys bought my mama's second book yet?!

mamriebook.com

Don't be a turd

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Stopping in to remind you all how adorable I am 😘

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For y'all that don't know: dis bish got movez

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Imagine not loving this woman and this dog I can’t relate

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Hey I look GREAT in portrait mode! DAAAAYUUUUM!

[mametowniesftw]

The Xoloitzxuintli is the only dog whose name begins with an X. "Xolo" for short, is a hairless breed that comes in three different sizes. They are loyal companions who make great dogs for families with older children.

Shout out to Ms @beanz-hart!  The xolo is Animal Planet’s breed of the day.

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I would say I'm honored, but honestly, it's to be expected ✌🏻😘

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They said to dress up for work. So I wore all mai thais.

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Today is my mama's birthday and everyone is giving her all these cool gifts but they'll never top my cool gift...

Lots and lots of kisses and a few snuggles. I know, I know, I'm a gift giving genius!

(Happy birthday, Mama! @mamrie )

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Ooh she thicc

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Cutest duo!

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Why thank ya human!

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When your friends catch you sleeping so you try to act like you're awake by contributing to the conversation and then you realize that what you just said made no goddamn sense.

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Hola, bitches!

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I'm just gonna say it, if CBS does not buy CSI: Beanz and Rufio to start airing this fall, then TV is dead. Cut the cord. CSI, of course, being Cutest Sniffing Investigators.