(LILY@PEHCA) WOW YOU'RE SO TALENTED BORK BORK!! YOU SHOULD HANG OUT WITH MY OLD LADY, SHE'S REALLY COOL TOO!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER AND THE OTHERS AROUND THE FARM BORK?? YOU MUST KNOW A LOT ABOUT EVERYONE WITH HOW IN CHARGE YOU SEEM!!
But you would be correct! I am quite ‘large and in charge!’ … Without actually being large and all that.
Hmm… Your ‘old lady’… wouldn’t perchance be that geriatric Ariados that Daryl had to chase away the other day? I believe I heard somewhere that she was from a good stock, she’d have to be to reach whatever age she is now, so I can see her becoming somebody I could tolerate. Maybe.
As for our old lady… Well she’s old and her name might be Lady but she certainly didn’t use to be one! Would you believe that the old cow was actually a prized battler back in the days before the farm was established? It must be true for how else could she keep that rowdy bunch of miltank and tauros in line? I half expect that she’s going to drop dead any minute now. At least now in her old age she’s quieted down and begun to act respectably.
I guess I’ll do the other elderly farm pokemon next. Daryl is… well his breeding had a plan to it so I guess I can look past the scruffy mess he turned out to be. Something about crossing working herdier and stoutland lines into eevees to produce more specialized eeveelutions. I don’t know but that wire haired look is not flattering. He does a good job guarding the farm, I guess. There was that juicy… well no, you’ve got to pay for the good gossip.
Of all the egg layers I’m stuck with Charti is the most pleasant to be around, but that’s mostly due to her- sorry, his (still got to remind myself) incredible pedigree. Like, he doesn’t advertise it or anything but he’s from high grade, practically champion worthy, battle stock. And he’s here? Out in the boonies? As a lowly farm pokemon? I’ll never understand that.
Ugh… and then there’s-
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
That fur!
Your proportions!
Child, you could be a contest star with some grooming and practice!
If only I had some accessories I would doll you up right here and now!
The mutt would probably want to join in too but it’d just be a waste on them… hrm…
Oh, me? Play with the pup? Never!
I mean, ugh… they’re cute in a ragamuffin kind of way I guess, but I’d never lower myself as to play with them.
(Wen@Pecha) "So the chicken thinks she's hot stuff, huh? Please~ I've seen more interesting rodents than you. Believe me, you're hardly anything special."
A little self care wouldn’t hurt but nothing beats good genes.
Which I have by the way. I’ll have you know top of the line contest breeding went into making all of this fabulousness.
Hm… A good brushing and you might be presentable enough to be in my presence. Come back later when you actually look like…. whatever you’re supposed to be. Ta ta~
