#pee dream

[omoracheese]

So I had a dream some time ago, and i felt like it definitely belongs here.

So there was a game, which was taking place in like a big square of nature, not exactly a forest but there were many trees and bushes and shit, but you had enough of a view around yourself. Also the place was huge af

And the game was basically to take a sneaky pee without getting caught by other players, and at the same time trying to catch others peeing. Everyone was desperate, and tried to get some drops out here and there without getting caught, and at the same time tailing others to get them redhanded (because also for some reasons no one dared to empty their bladders in one go and only let out a few droplets at a time- actually it was probably in the rules)

And whenever a player met another player, they just walked by pretending nothing was happening. And after getting some drops out, they just resumed walking around the map.

And in my dream i was playing this game with a long dress on, and at some time i took my panties off to pee more easily/ discreetly, but then i was hit by balader shyness (which i don't have irl) and couldn't get a drop out for the whole game until i woke up

Like damn. What the fuck was that dream?

[deebrisbyfish]

When I stared writing this gag, the original idea was to draw a dream that would be ended by a leg cramp. I've had recurring, terrible cramps in my calves ever since I used to walk to school carrying my insanely heavy portfolio and bag while at the Kubert School. They started then and have never really let up. Then I had the idea to make the dream a stress dream, since that's been a running theme of late. In a perfect world where there's enough of a demand for this strip to run 2 or 3 days a week, this core idea could have filled up a few strips. (Help make this happen by supporting me on Patreon... hint, hint!) On one level, there's the stress dream of needing to pee and only finding toilets in INCREDIBLY AWKWARD places. This one with the intersection happens to me a LOT, honestly. (With a number of variations on the visual shown. lol) Honestly, the only thing that's a 100% cartoon invention here is the inclusion of the "toilet shark" to bring the cramp into the dream a little. In reality, they just happen so fast that I'm woken up without warning by them. And yes... the punchline HAS happened at least once. lol

[herrscherofpee]

Had a really good pee dream during my nap

I decided to take an afternoon nap while my bladder was at like a 7/10, because I know that will get a good dream out of me.

I was a part of a 13 (maybe 14?) member superhero team taking place on the same campus as a villain college dream I had once (not super relevant, that dream isn't piss related). I guess at some point we had rescued an injured hero, and they put him in my room for some reason.

The problem with the rooms is that they were an all-in-one deal, so they were configurable to whatever you needed at the time, which included the bathroom. Because somebody else was in my room, I couldn't use the bathroom.

Note: My powers involved shape-shifting, but my need to pee was so strong that I couldn't control them, so I was stuck as a random woman, which was part of my disguise.

But, I was told that there was a new room for me, especially designed for my..."needs". Basically, it was a rare 2 room one, a first floor, and a second floor. Everything was "pee safe," meaning I could just pee whenever and wherever I wanted to with minimum clean up.

So...as soon as I was able, I did just that. I started at the top of the stairs/slide (weird combo I know), stripped down and sat at the edge to pee. It was really fun watching the pee go down the stairs/slide, so much so that I decided to slide down while peeing myself. Because I was a shapeshifter and I was undercover for so long, I had kept expanding my bladder, so I had a lot of pee stored in me. When I got to the bottom, the floor was slippery and so was I, so I slid all the way to the door. I thought this was fine, as I had locked the door beforehand, but there was one oversight in my room design.

The bottom of the door wasn't water tight, so because I was right there emptying potentially days worth of urine, it was all pouring out into the hallway. I was mortified but couldn't stop. It just felt too good.

So of course I wake up at the peak of my desperation (9.5/10), so I just go use the bathroom before my sleepiness makes a real life mess. I was so relieved that I fell back asleep and had a normal dream

10/10 would dream again

[ecurps]

You know what really sucks...?

Having a disassociating moment when you're peeing and having to fight the anxiety that you might actually be dreaming and need to wake up before you pee on yourself...

[posidreams-blog]

July 23rd, 2017

It was ten or so years in the future, and my wife (currently my girlfriend) was leaving me and our daughter with her.  After wandering around the house for a bit and crying while playing with some of her LEGOs, I decided the only valid course of action was to go to Japan and kill myself.  I jumped on a flight, checked into my hotel room, flopped onto the bed and fell asleep for a few hours.

When I woke up (in the dream), it was late at night, and I was feeling a little better, so I went out to explore the city.  I stopped by some incredibly niche shops, had some food, and ended up in a mall.  In the dream, I could speak Japanese fluently, so getting around was a breeze.  The mall had a lot of fountains and areas that looked like bathrooms but weren’t, which was incredibly frustrating because I had to urinate.

[posidreams-blog]

December 29th, 2015

I was with my mom and grandma doing some kind of arbitration deal with a stereotypically southern black lawyer, when some friends dropped by and invited me to the local country club for a game of golf.  It was a very informal game where everyone took a turn hitting the ball around without really trying to get it anywhere, and drank a lot of beer.

I decided that, in order to efficiently drink the most beer, I would just piss in my pants instead of bothering to go all the way to the bathroom every time.  I guess everyone else was doing this too because it wasn't a hard decision to make.  I did check out the bathroom and it was a typically unwelcoming public mens room so I felt even more confident in my decision.  Soon my entire lower body was drenched in warm, deep yellow and the course was muddy with it.  It was horrifying, but still perfectly okay to me in the dream.  Once the game was over I finally decided to go to the bathroom again to fully drain myself before going home.  The floor was covered in urine and mushy toilet paper, and the toilet I chose, in addition to being large enough to fit a whole person inside, was smeared in all kinds of substances and drenched in urine.  One of my friends also asked why the hell I’d been wetting myself the entire time, so I guess not everyone was doing it, and I started to feel really self-conscious.  I woke up shocked and relieved to find that I had not wet the bed despite all the vivid sensations I'd just experienced.

I think this one stems not only from really needing to pee, but also from seeing my uncle over Christmas, who is stuck with a catheter and a bag which is always filling with orange urine due to some kidney problems he's been having.  Easily of the most disgusting dreams I've ever had.

[catboybrigade]

So I had a dream and I peed in the dream but didn't wet the bed? It was weird.