#peep jousting

[tetrissyndromes]

"i could fix him" i could make him go peep jousting

[tetrissyndromes]

"i could fix him" i could explode him like a peep in a microwave

[jay-is-the-way]

Peep Jousting

As they stand on the precipice of war they can only watch. watch as they are placed on plates. Watch as they are set in the microwave. Watch as we turn on the thing that will lead to there demise. Then they wait, 3 minutes, 2 minutes, 1 minute. They feel themselves break apart. the swords they hold go sloppy. One may pierce the other, but they have melted together. They have become one. There are no winners here, only unity.

[shikathedestroyer]

I bought a bunch of marshmallow peeps today

Me and my boyfriend are going to have a lovely peep jousting date soon. Unlike him and most people, I love eating them so my job is eating the corpses when the battle is done

[alwayswritewithcoffee]

Loved the peep fanfic Is there a place where you can buy mini weapons for use in peep battles? Because I need that

Thanks! I actually don’t know, but this is a conversation I had with a friend who is a big Castle fan and saw the tweets and wondered where the miniature chairs and swords came from. I’d think maybe a toy store would have something, but its also very likely the kind of thing that would need a special order online depending on where you live.