domestic avengers headcanons pt. 1
okay but think about the avengers having a game night
like one night after a mission nobody can sleep so tony brings out this beat up monopoly board
clint has to explain the rules to steve and thor (”we can take anyone’s land clinton?” “that hardly seems fair” “it’s not supposed to be fair. it’s supposed to be brutal”)
natasha and tony immediately start arguing over who gets to be the race car piece (obviously i should be the race car since i own one” “yours was sliced in half by electric whips, stark” “...which is why I should be the race car now-ow!”)
natasha gets to be the race car. tony ends up being the iron
after that everything goes smoothly until thor ends up in jail and bruce end up owning half the board
(no one really knows how bruce managed that with only $57 and a small smirk on his face)
steve has to stop the game when clint threatens to shoot tony in the ass with his exploding arrows
and natasha has her knives on the table in an innocent manner that screams danger
and thor has summoned mjolnir because bruce sent him to jail for the fifth time
(they swear to never play monopoly again unless phil is there to babysit monitor them)