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on GOD mike wheeler has an oral fixation

Me: "Nah I fixed my pen chewing problem"

My ADHD: "But did you really?"

Me: "What-"

My pencil:

OH HOLD UP I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOW WHAT I WAS WORKING ON OMFG-

Me: I'll just put my pen in my mouth while I use my hands for something else temporarily, that's all

My mouth, instantly: nom nom tasty plastic

Anyone else...

Chew their pens and/or pencils?

I ask my assistant to take a memo, and she decides to chew on the pen instead. Sigh...

Confession: I chew pens.

Chronically. Or pencils. Or whatever.

Tomorrow I am buying that nail polish that tastes bad and stops kids from biting their nails and applying it to my pens.

This is going to stop.

#pen chewing