#pendio

[deadbaguette]

Odysseus has two hands <3

[thhouseofblack]

Odysseus, Penelope, and Diomedes are the throuple we deserved

[masterofthewarcry]

theres a scene in my head of Penelope and Diomedes arguing about the suitors; Penelope (always rational, and thinking about her son) is like 'someday you're going to have to marry me' and Diomedes (always thinking about Odysseus) is like 'you know why I cant' and Penelope is like 'obviously but also there are 100 men ready to kill our- my son downstairs' and Diomedes is like 'and what if I marry you? and what if he's not dead?' and Penelope is like 'its been nine years, Diomedes' and Diomedes is like 'hes not dead, I cant marry you' and Penelope is like 'so you would let them kill Telemachus?' and Diomedes is like 'of course not' and Penelope is like 'then we have to get married' and Diomedes is like 'i CANT' and it goes on until Diomedes is sobbing into Penelope's lap and she's crying stroking his hair

[alexfrostwrites]

One Year of Cleanse Me with Pleasure

Hi, everyone!

Drawing your attention here with this lovely art made by the wonderful @ithacantrickster, the art that depicts my first modern OdyDio AU, entitled Cleanse Me with Pleasure. It's angsty, it's spicy, it's fluffy, and it's comforting, a combo that's difficult to pass am I right? 🤭

I wrote the story for myself, for my birthday to be exact, a gift from me to me, so, now a year later, I'm coming back to it and inviting you all to read it :3

What I thought would be a 4-chapter story turned into a 28-chapter novel, now with a sequel and a set of spin-offs, the links to which you'll find below ✨✨

The support and feedback I've been receiving for it still encourages me to write them modern AUs, so I've a new one (Cloud Nine) that's still in progress AND there will be part 3 of CMwP coming, too!

I also want to say a big thank you to all my friends who keep supporting me in my rather sinful writing endeavours: @ithacantrickster @miles-crow @kira-k @holy-mother-of-whumpers @dinofanx @dolihannah 💖 Go support them too, they're lovely and talented people!!

And, of course, a big thank you goes to you all, my dear Readers, too! 💖

So, without further ado, please, enjoy the following links and see you there, lovelies! (And if you're not a Greek Myth fan – don't worry, these stories can be easily read as original stories as well ^^)

Cleanse/Flood Me with Pleasure AU on Ao3

Cleanse/Flood Me with Pleasure Spin-Offs on Ao3

Cloud Nine on Ao3

Cleanse Me with Pleasure on Wattpad

Flood Me with Pleasure on Wattpad

Cloud Nine on Wattpad

[skykiuwu]

Very much based on a ship edit from @epic-cycle-ships lol

Diomedes design by @thewingedgoat

[nightmarearian]

fucked around with the incorrect quotes generator finally

[vani-inavart]

Can we get more PenOdyDio art? If it's alright 🙃

Penelope dominates those two men👀💕 rawr~

Thanks Anon for the request!!🙌🏻 I love them SO MUCH!!!

[differentnerddiplomatopera]

Forms Of Affections

(Post Odyssey, Diomedes goes Ithaca AU)

Definitely projecting here, but my mother, as a form of affection, likes to jump me. Full on body slam me. I will never admit it, but I love it. (She already knows)

Now have that, but with Diomedes and Athena. 

Handmaidens/Soldiers:  My queen! We heard screams of-My King, where is the threat. We will-Lord Diomedes, let’s get you inside the-

Odysseus: (losing his crap)

Penelope: (Trying to catch her breath) Oh no. No no, everyone is fine. Please go back inside. No danger is here.

Handmaidens/Soldiers: (Skeptically) Are you sure? My queen, we are to protect you. We sense danger, we come your way.

Odysseus: (Still wheezing) The-the queen speaks truth. We-oh gods- we are under protection of our patron goddess. No need to coddle us, please.

Handmaidens/Soldiers: (still skeptical, but obedient) Yes my King/Queen 

*They leave the gardens*

Odysseus: A-Athena, they left-gone. All gone.

*Athena appears with Diomedes, slung over her shoulder*

Penelope: Oh gods-pfft, Diomedes dearest, are you quite well?

Diomedes, sarcastically: YEAH,  I’M SPECTACULAR, IMMACULATE EVEN!

Athena: You are! Perfect. Your confirmation indicates that I should continue.

Diomedes: Sweet Mother-

*Athena K Os. Diomedes on the grass*

Odysseus/Penelope: (cackling and snorting like nobody’s business. Ha)

Odysseus: Pet, are you having fun? It looks like she is rearranging your spine.

Athena: Oh dear, it doesn’t hurt, does it?

Odysseus:

Penelope:

Diomedes: Seems a little late to ask, doesn’t it?

Athena: Well you haven’t complained yet. I assumed you were having a agreeable time.

Penelope: May I ask, as funny as this is-

Odysseus: Dare I say, this is more enjoyable than watching Palamedes drown

Penelope: Morbid-as funny as this is, why are you doing this?

Athena: I have no medium of affection for you. I have one for Odysseus, Penelope, and Telemachus. I could not figure out one for you. Till now!

Odysseus/Penelope: Awwwwww

Diomedes: Aww, what aww. Am I the only one who doesn’t understand here, explain please.

Athena: Time away from war has dulled your senses, Son of- Diomedes.

Diomedes: Humor me.

Athena: I see after the war how affectionate actions impact you. Now, I want to make such a similar impression on you. I’m no domestic goddess, but I thought could give you something else. You and Odysseus seemed to have fun sparring. Also in the case with Telemachus. I thought I could do something similar. 

Diomedes: By tackling me?

Athena: Essentially, yes. Would you like me to cease?

Diomedes:

Athena: 

Odysseus: Is it just me, or-

Penelope: The tension is unbearable, mmhm

Diomedes: No. No, you can-you can continue.

Odysseus\Penelope: AWWWWWWWWWW MY HEART

Athena: Are you quite sure?

Diomedes: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yes. I’m sure 

Athena: Spectacular! Let’s proceed

Diomedes:  And Odysseus can go next.

Odysseus: ... I’m sorry, who?

Athena: My owl traits have passed onto you, it’s seems

Penelope: (wheezing) I love this fucking family