Jun 15
you'd look good in a bowtie ngl
Why thank you! I'd wager you'd be right.
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you'd look good in a bowtie ngl
Why thank you! I'd wager you'd be right.
I hope you eat dirt. Cant believe this, I have to sit here, in the hospital for a total of 2 months! ...oh the banana peel? Nah, not my style! I prefer rocks and eating people's food.
anyway, EAT DIRT! I HATE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH!!
-🫐🌂
Again, serves you right. Hm I did think perhaps that banana peel was yours though. If what you're saying is true(For which I do have my doubts!) then there is still some hooligan with horrendous workplace etiquette lurking around here. I really must get to the bottom of this...
PAPA PENDULUM, I FELL AND BROKE ONE OF THE BOXES! D: It was odd though, there was a banana peel! Why would someone do that!? We have bins! Oh and I also hurt my knee.. oops. But it felt like it was meant for someone else, that banana peel! why!?!
Im really bad at this, Im sorry Papa..
-🎩✨
A banana peel?! In my factory?!?! That is highly against my company policy! Please go and rest your knee my child, no need to worry about the box now alright? If it continues to cause you discomfort I'll drive you to the hospital. You're doing a fine job, there are not supposed to be those sorts of hazards here. I must go figure out who the source of that banana peel is at once!
-a single box was left on the doorstep, with a card attached. The card resembled a familiar symbol from a video game… but more to the point, what was inside it? Why, it was a stuffed animal resembling the Pokemon Volcarona! The card had a message as well…-
“Congratulations! You caught Volcarona! Talk to Professor Joshua (AKA @crystalofbunkerbeta) to continue your Pokemon journey! P.s: the alias is because most Pokemon professors are named after trees.”
Hm interesting. I assume this is a Volcarona then? -Pendulum holds the plushie up and squishes it.- It's quite soft, how charming! Who is this "Professor Joshua" though? I suppose I'll have to figure out how to get in contact with them. Reguardless, thank you for the stuffed animal.
cannibalism
Excuse me? Is this a question?? ....Reguardless I'm worried.
When was the last time you had a vacation? What did you do during it?
Ah yes let me think. Why it must've been when I took that trip out to the beaches of the borosilicate isles. Oh it was just lovely that time of year! It was a bit hot though, I had a couple issues with overheating before I was able to acclimate to how much fuel I truly needed in that environment. Hm I think that would've been a year or so ago. Mod: Pen I've seen pictures taken from that trip...that was 6 years ago. Wait really? It's truly been that long? .....Huh.
-So, there's a pan of delicious fresh fudge brownies that @rnmbarb had brought in because she wanted to show her gratitude to @askpendulumdepot and the other Solid Lights workers. She made sure that there was a brownie sitting at Pen's desk first.-
-However... Barb also made her own personal batch of brownies at home.... that she may or may not have mixed up..... So she may or may not have been passing around her special personal brownies to everyone. The kind that taste a bit funny at first, but make you feel like you want more in less than an hour-
-So half hour later, que Barb bursting into Pen's office if it wasn't already too late by the time she stumbled over there bananas high herself; running past some other workers who also couldn't feel their faces after consuming the brownies-
Barb: PEN! Don't eat that brownie! And if you did! Clear your schedule because your day is going into a whole other direction. But it's okay! We're gonna get through this together!
-Pendulum was sitting in his office with an empty plate full of crumbs, having just ate the last bite of however many brownies he had eaten when Barb burst into the room.- Oh hello Barbara! Jolly good day this is! Is it just me or have my solid lights always looked that luminous? Oh right you were saying something about the brownies weren't you? They're quite delicious I must say! I wasn't able to resist having more than one. Why is your hair moving?
Happy Pride Month boss!
Ah yes, Happy Pride to you too Mx. Hex! What a wonderful thing it is for one to be able to live as they are. Also we have a little sale on rainbow colored solid lights for those interested!