#ask pendulum depot

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-So, there's a pan of delicious fresh fudge brownies that @rnmbarb had brought in because she wanted to show her gratitude to @askpendulumdepot and the other Solid Lights workers. She made sure that there was a brownie sitting at Pen's desk first.-

-However... Barb also made her own personal batch of brownies at home.... that she may or may not have mixed up..... So she may or may not have been passing around her special personal brownies to everyone. The kind that taste a bit funny at first, but make you feel like you want more in less than an hour-

-So half hour later, que Barb bursting into Pen's office if it wasn't already too late by the time she stumbled over there bananas high herself; running past some other workers who also couldn't feel their faces after consuming the brownies-

Barb: PEN! Don't eat that brownie! And if you did! Clear your schedule because your day is going into a whole other direction. But it's okay! We're gonna get through this together!

-Pendulum was sitting in his office with an empty plate full of crumbs, having just ate the last bite of however many brownies he had eaten when Barb burst into the room.- Oh hello Barbara! Jolly good day this is! Is it just me or have my solid lights always looked that luminous? Oh right you were saying something about the brownies weren't you? They're quite delicious I must say! I wasn't able to resist having more than one. Why is your hair moving?

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-today was the business meeting Pendulum had with Gart Default, and he had brought @rnmbarb along, so she could prove herself to Robot and Monster how capable she is-

-Of course, Barb remained in her lamb costume to stay hidden and to keep from scaring the other workers, but to those who knew, they knew she was Barb-

Hey, Pen! Before we go in here, I wanted to give you something. It's not much, but I thought it might suit you. Is it okay if I...

-Barb leaned down to Pen's level, and took out a brooch, a fancy gold charmed heart locket brooch that had a prominent pretty looking ruby in the center, and she pinned it to Pen's scarf.-

It's actually a long story, where I found this thing. I just thought it would look nice on you, so I polished and cleaned it up! For your meeting. Like a conversation starter.

It's also a small thank you for you taking me under your wing. Because you didn't have to, you know? So thanks for looking out for me. Anyways, let's go get in here! You look great!

:)

Oh- you really didn't need to. I needed the help and you needed a job, it was the most sensible thing for me to do. I really don't deserve- ...thank you Barb, it is lovely. -Well now he feels terrible. In reality Pendulum had brought Barb with him with the intent to start a fight between her and Robot. He was hoping whatever ability Barb had would trigger, causing massive electrical damages to the Blinking Light Factory, and perhaps even giving him such a diversion that he could find the schematics for the blinking lights that Gart kept so well guarded. Although could he really do that to someone who had such genuine trust in him? At least with Robot in the past, he could choose to believe that he was using Pendulum to stick it to Gart as well.- -No he had to, this was a solid plan to finally best Gart and his factory once and for all. The one thing he had dreamed of doing for decades now.- -But would it actually be worth it? Loosing genuine connections just to get where Gart is? High up on the pedestal that he still seems to be bloody miserable on.- -Pendulum only knew he had until the end of this meeting to figure out exactly what he was going to do.- @rnmbarb

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Good day to you Tumblr! It has come to my attention that others seem to be using this platform to promote themselves and their businesses, so I've decided to do so as well. As you may know, I am the beloved owner of the Solid Light Factory, Pendulum Depot. Feel free to ask me questions about the Solid Light Factory or even myself. If anyone is in need of a job, we'd love to welcome you into our Solid Light family! DNI blinking light enjoyers, solid light haters, and Gart Default Also have a comprehensive list of tags that tend to be used on this blog: #Ask Pendulum Depot - Usually me answering questions or occasionally on posts about myself #Pendulum Answers - Entirely for answering questions #Pendulum Posts - Posts I make independent of any questions #Pendulum Reblogs - Things I've reblogged

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what would you do if i picked you up by the scarf and carried you around

Please consult this helpful guide

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What do you think abt Robot DeFault, your rival's brother??

Ah the black sheep of that family. He has a bit more loyalty than I gave him credit for, or perhaps he was simply smart enough to see through my plot. Although I don't really appreciate him giving me an exploding light formula, why it caused my own factory to combust! I will admit his company is less insufferable than his brother's. Plus I suppose a very small part of me pities him. It cannot be easy having Gart DeFault as a brother, constantly living in his shadow.

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IM THE ONE STEALING THE SANDWICHES FROM YOUR ADOPTIVE CHILD AKA THE TOPHAT SPARKLE ANON OR JAMMIE DODGER ANON, THEIR SANDWICHES ARE SHITE BUT I EAT THEM ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR A ADOPTED FREAK. AHAHAHA!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! ..probably.

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EXCUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL THEM?! WHY LISTEN HERE YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE PRI-

...Ahem, why don't you return here for a moment blueberry umbrella anon? It appears I have a box of exploding solid lights with your name on them.

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I’d ask when this game of cat and mouse between you and Gart will be over, but it probably never will… the real question is, who’s the cat, and who’s the mouse?

What a silly question! I am the cat of course!

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Were there any serious injuries in your factory? I know in the Blinking Light Factory people died in there lmao

See this right here highlights one of the multitudes of underlying problems that the Blinking Light Factory has. Gart cannot keep his own workplace safe if his life depended on it. We at the Solid Light factory pride ourselves on being one of the safer factories to work at! We offer our employees comprehensive workplace safety training in order to help them avoid such incidents, as well as trying to keep the factory itself up to code. Of course no matter how safe you make someplace there will always be some ninny who still manages to get their arm ripped off by gears (we have guardrails around them! Really at this point it's no one's fault but their own). Really though the worst accident that happened here was when the factory got blown up. Thank heavens nobody died! It did unfortunately bring down our safety metrics.