Please tell me more about the elaborate au you posted about. I'm intrigued
OK FRIEND YOU ASKED FOR IT THIS IS GONNA BE LONG:
(caveat this is not as well thought out as my other 10 unwritten AU’s...i.e. I cannot yet write a whole treatise on this)
So, basically what I was thinking is this:
Modern times, in which late-twenties/early thirties Thomas is a promising junior professor on the best track of achieving tenure. He’s been celebrating this exciting development of not being dependent on his aristocratic disapproving father’s money by going out and getting fucked a lot.
The newest kink he’s indulging in is getting a bit of rough trade - basically going down to the docks, dressed as innocently as possible and then getting fucked roughly in random alley-ways.
(Sometimes people offer him money and he takes it because really people thinking him a prostitute adds an extra kick and who is he to tell people not to pay him for something he was gonna do anyway. Miranda doesn’t care per-se, but she’s still not paying for brunch with that money)
Anyway on one of those lovely evenings out (where he’s opted to dress as innocently, young and definitely in the wrong neighbourhood as possible, because LARPing as an inexperienced youngster way over his head is not weird, Miranda, shut up) he runs into Officer McGraw.
Officer McGraw is an up-and-coming talent, very far advanced up the chain for his mere 25, at that point coming home from duty to go to one of the only places he can afford in London i.e. a really fucking bad neighbourhood, and look the only thing he can see is this wispy, blonde, rich(?) kid clearly way over his head, what with that burly, drunk sailor advancing on him in an alleyway.
So he goes in, scares him off, gets a good look at blonde kid after which he tells himself to ignore how much he’s his type.
“Are you ok, kid.” the guys says roughly. Thomas can’t help the raised eyebrow, because he’s pretty sure he’s older - he’s gotten good at gauging ages what with the grads and undergrads he’s teaching, but decides to play along, because after all that is what he’s here for. Might as well get a bit more fun out of the night.
“Oh yes, Officer.” and he only has to try a little for the breathlessness in his voice, because the guy has moved a bit so that the light from the street illuminates his face and pretty, just wow
“Ok, um, do you want to press charges against that guy, or...?” and he’s clearly uncomfortable with the whole situation, though it’s unclear if it’s the gay thing or something else. Nonetheless, he’s still here, standing in something approximating parade rest, screaming former military to all the world.
Thomas is captivated, he can’t help himself. Though his brain comes online enough to do some damage control for the poor guy caught in the crossfire here.
“Oh! Um, no, he’s- it wasn’t - “ he hopes he’s not overdoing this, but he needs Officer Redhead (Oh God), to understand that the guy really did nothing wrong (well aside from being maybe a bit too eager to believe Thomas was 20. He knows he can make himself look young, but really), while not breaking out of character, because there is a delicious blush spreading on the other man’s face at every breathless mutter or artful flutter of hands and it’s just delightful.
“I mean,” he says in a bit stronger voice, wondering how he’ll react to that “I asked him to be here.”
“Oh.” The officer is clearly surprised, but his blush darkens even further and dear Mary, his complexion really is that nice. “I mean, ok, I guess.” and he’s clearly done with this whole situation, already turning away.
It’s about what Thomas expected and he’s ready to write the whole situation off, nice eyecandy and all. But instead the officer stops himself at the last minute, clearly fighting with himself.
“Maybe next time find a nicer place. You deserve better.” And with that he’s out of the alley, down the street, the wide even stride of a military man.
Thomas leans back against the alleyway, pulling himself to his normal height, feeling a silly smile across his face and can’t help himself being totally and hopelessly charmed.
At which point Thomas cannot get Officer Adorable out of his head (Miranda is very patient) and starts trying to find out who he is, where he’s patrolling (I haven’t gotten as far as researching Scotland Yard, but I’d think he’s like on track to become detective or whatever so he wouldn’t be patroling, but Thomas doesn’t know that).
when that doesn’t work he basically tries getting into compromising situations close to where they met. At which point they do stumble into each other, but James is not very forth-coming with any actual information about himself.
He’s only moving on from being concerned to being annoyed v fast at this kid who clearly keeps getting into these situations on purpose and one day he’s going to get arrested for public indecency, basically (still his type though)
Until one day he actually *is* arrested (either for public indecency or soliciting in a public place). Which is how James finds out that the “kid” is 5 years older than him and also a junior-prof with that one policitcal philosophy book that’s been talk-show fodder for months now (like every other he’s published)
AND THEN SMTH SMTH MAYBE HE NEEDS TO SOLVE A CASE ON CAMPUS OR WHATEVER AND THEN FALLING IN LOVE AND PINING AND LOTS OF SEX GOODBYE