#penguinperversion

[lostinhistory]

Penguins ignore police, return to sushi shop

Little blue penguins have been removed from under a sushi bar in front of Wellington railway station for a second time.

👏Let 👏the 👏penguins👏 have👏 sushi

[lostinhistory]

Here's What We Learnt After Being Penguin Keepers For A Day

There are a lot of things to learn about nature's most graceless and adorable bird.

[lostinhistory]

Revel in Thom Browne's Hella Fun, Goth-Penguin Fashion Show

Thom Browne is cool and fun, in fact, so cool and fun that it remains a bit shocking that he still has his runway shows in New York. Thom Browne, don’t ever leave! For Fall 2017, he created a little Winter Wonderland for us all, as filtered through a broken mirror into the Upside Down.

I want the penguin coats.  And the penguin bags.  And the decorative penguin on the stage.

[lostinhistory]

@penguinperversion

The happiest of happy birthdays!!

[jakke]

What would you name your pet capybara? Ideal vacation? (for you, not you and your capybara) (unless you want to write about that, then go for it)

I think they are social animals so you’re not just supposed to have a single capybara or it will get sad. I’d rather not think about a sad capybara so I think I would get maybe seven? At which point it makes it completely reasonable to name them after the Star Trek leads.

My ideal vacation with my capybara posse would probably be to a lake where they could swim around and eat water lilies and stuff. My ideal vacation for myself would just be a week in Vancouver because I miss it so much. I am really torn up that I didn’t get to go back this summer.

[ladyfabulous]

penguinperversion replied to your post:

I'm tired of it, too, and I live here :( I've been avoiding everything

I don't know how you guys are doing it. I thought ours was bonkers but it was an amusement park in comparison.

[hikergirl]

FYI.

[brostateexam]

Oooh oooh Poké me!!!!

I struggled with this one, I must admit. After giving it some thought, I’m going to say Bug and Rock: often unobtrusive and even shy with a tendency to spend time alone, those who put in the effort to get you to come out of hiding will be charmed by your wit and impressed by your depth and complexity. The kind of person that is severely wounded by some things that others consider minor but conversely shrugs off setbacks that would flatten most.