#penis cactus

[desert-love]

[sarahgrows]

My superhotboyfriend Sean (it just rolls off the tongue) ordered me a p*nis cactus as a housewarming gift 🥰 I'm so excited, not just about the cactus but about having a partner that knows me so well, is always thinking of me, and also loves plants.

[slickfaggot]

my penis cactus (trichocereus bridgesii monstrose) has grown what you might call an appendage

[talkingtomyhouseplants]

Trichocereus bridgesii (P*nis Cactus) and one of my Guatemalan bracelets. 💚 🇬🇹

He is a small grower 😂 for real though. He's also given me two... Babies? 🤔 I'm trying to grow one of them separately and we'll see if that works or not.

🔆 He gets bright indirect light

💦 Let him dry well between watering sessions, then give him a good soak!

🥵Not picky with humidity.

Do you grow one of this? Share your experience.

Questions? Ask me anything!

[talkingtomyhouseplants]

Such an intriguing cactus! 🌵 Slow grower and super cool to have in your collection! #trichocereusbridgesii

[talkingtomyhouseplants]

Cacti & Euphorbias 💚 aren't they gorgeous!?

I've grown these indoors for a while now, the oldest one I've had for about 4 years. They all need bright indirect light if indoors and I always let the soil dry well between watering sessions.

I haven't fertilized them or repotted them in a long time, except my pen*s cactus.

[talkingtomyhouseplants]

My Penis Cactus

It has been such an amazing journey to see this baby grow and now his baby!! 🌵 He is an intriguing plant.

[talkingtomyhouseplants]

Echinopsis Lageniformis

(Penis Cactus 🍆🌵)

As you may know, this is one of my favorite cacti. He is super intriguing, a slower grower and easy to care.

The baby on the side has been growing faster than the main plant.

✓Bright indirect light

✓Let him dry between watering sessions.

✓Add a tablespoon of coffee grounds for this size (4")