Last year these two barely missed the top spot but who will join the ranks of Penny Crygor as a Penny of All Time?!
Propaganda under the cut
Penelope (The Odyssey) Propaganda
The OG Penny. Wife of Odysseus. Girlboss. Matches her husband's freak. Scammed a bunch of guys w her cunning & iconic 'weave a funeral shroud all day and then frog it every night' scheme. Can't beat the oldest in the book.
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Earliest Penny I can think of
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Who is a better Penelope than this Queen? The correct answer is 'no one' (not to be confused with Nobody)
Penny is a precious bean with a beautiful design, lovely freckles, badass floating swords that shoot lasers, and even gets to fly later on. The writers knew she would be too powerful to be kept alive and as a potential partner for their main character, so they killed her off, twice. If anyone deserves to win, it's this robotic cinnamon roll with a heart of gold.
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Oooh what if you were a robot girl and had to keep the secret and didn't feel like you were a real person but the first person to find out is like "no that doesn't matter you're my friend" and it makes you feel so warm inside you believe her. Also you wind up involved in two different Nation destroying conspiracies against your will because people treat you like a tool to be used but you get to eventually reaffirm your personhood so utterly nobody could ever take that away from you. <3
The sweetest and most wholesome robot girl ever, who is also fully combat ready and quite capable of opening a can of whoop*** if her friends are in danger.
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Sweetest character of all time, just wants to be a real girl, also could kick your ass, fiercely protective of her friends
Penny is a precious bean with a beautiful design, lovely freckles, badass floating swords that shoot lasers, and even gets to fly later on. The writers knew she would be too powerful to be kept alive and as a potential partner for their main character, so they killed her off, twice. If anyone deserves to win, it's this robotic cinnamon roll with a heart of gold.
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Oooh what if you were a robot girl and had to keep the secret and didn't feel like you were a real person but the first person to find out is like "no that doesn't matter you're my friend" and it makes you feel so warm inside you believe her. Also you wind up involved in two different Nation destroying conspiracies against your will because people treat you like a tool to be used but you get to eventually reaffirm your personhood so utterly nobody could ever take that away from you. <3
The sweetest and most wholesome robot girl ever, who is also fully combat ready and quite capable of opening a can of whoop*** if her friends are in danger.
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Sweetest character of all time, just wants to be a real girl, also could kick your ass, fiercely protective of her friends
defied death twice, protector with a soul, she’s sweet and loves her friends but she is fierce in a fight, also she’s lowkey autistic rep and I love her
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Since this Penny is a robot, she has a higher copper content than most Pennies, including all US pennies minted after 1982.
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she is literally a little scrimblo shes so cute and nice and pretty and she just wants the best for everyone and and a dandanasjlfd.
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She is best girl!! Penny is fun and strong and quirky and adorably innocent! She deserves the world! Vote for Penny!
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She did not die twice to not be the Penny of all time. Also rocket boots and flying swords that can shoot lasers.
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bestgirlbestgirlbestgirlbestgirlbestgirlbestgirl
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Best robot that got turned into a human that was unfortunately killed off twice
Penny Crygor (WarioWare)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv-9tXSNBHc
<- Her theme song
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She's got her hair tied up in braids,
and glasses perched up on her face.
She is a small girl, takin' on a big world,
with inventions she made!
And though her plans may go awry,
she's gonna get back up and try.
Gonna be a shining star, she's going far, Penny!
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she's literally so penny. she's so fun she's an inventor that wants to become a pop star and I LOVE HER
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1. she's cute as heck
2. she's a mad scientist inventor
3. she's trans-coded as fuck, she wants to be a singer and invented a potion to give herself a singing voice but when her grandpa drank it it raised the pitch of his voice
4. her theme song in Get It Together is AMAZING and her jet tank one ability is really fun
Penny is a precious bean with a beautiful design, lovely freckles, badass floating swords that shoot lasers, and even gets to fly later on. The writers knew she would be too powerful to be kept alive and as a potential partner for their main character, so they killed her off, twice. If anyone deserves to win, it's this robotic cinnamon roll with a heart of gold.
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Oooh what if you were a robot girl and had to keep the secret and didn't feel like you were a real person but the first person to find out is like "no that doesn't matter you're my friend" and it makes you feel so warm inside you believe her. Also you wind up involved in two different Nation destroying conspiracies against your will because people treat you like a tool to be used but you get to eventually reaffirm your personhood so utterly nobody could ever take that away from you. <3
The sweetest and most wholesome robot girl ever, who is also fully combat ready and quite capable of opening a can of whoop*** if her friends are in danger.
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Sweetest character of all time, just wants to be a real girl, also could kick your ass, fiercely protective of her friends
Penelope Featherington (Bridgerton) propaganda
She's the adorable dreamer, too busy with her writing and mooning over the neighbor boy to get into the marriage market. Spoilers, the biggest spoiler! Oh and she's Lady Whistledown! She's bee in a silent war with the queen for the last two seasons! She's changed people's lives with a few strokes of her pen! She's made mistakes but she tries to give everyone she loves a happy ending and everyone else the ending they deserve
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Penelope Featherington speaking with an Irish accent - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Q2Okgy23o
Wiki - https://bridgerton.fandom.com/wiki/Penelope_Bridgerton_(Netflix)
Penelope maintains a secret identity as Lady Whistledown, who writes a newsletter spreading all the ton's gossip. It is later revealed that Penelope has earned a substantial income from her Lady Whistledown columns. Penelope made slightly over £10,000 from writing as Lady Whistledown. In today's money that would be over half a million pounds.