#peonyponi

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*yawn*

Gotta do some cataclysm stuff but d’apocalypse is tiring.

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C1?

I dunno what she’s looking at. Cute clothes? Tiny plants? Little critters? Flowery things? Who knows. It’s Pae, she might’ve found weird mould growing on a week old sandwich or something.

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Peony do 6B

I’m gonna look on from afar in a totally not creepy weird way and hope maybe they will notice me because I’m too shy to get any closer.

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She’s a messy eater.

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There was talk of swimsuits on discord, so of course I had to draw my daft horse in one.

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Figured the watercolours needed a warning label to remind me not to eat the cadmium orange no matter how delicious it looks.

Just eat a regular orange instead, assuming they haven’t all been eaten by the manfriend first.

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Lapis lazuli

It’s weird, the taste can only be described as “blue”. It’s like one of those cheap energy drinks that makes you overly aware of your kidneys. It’s not fizzy, but it feels fizzy. 7/10

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The noble Hyacinth wins out over all other flowers, as it’s fragrance marks the cold dark winter moving into the bright sun of the spring. Other contenders for top place include Primulas, Pinks, Honeysuckle, and Sweet Williams.

You can call Sweet Williams “Smelly Willies” and be technically correct, but it loses most of the poshness factor.

Hello. Yes. Legs. Ones with knees. Thank you for noticing. They are a thing. Good for walking, jumping, sitting, running, and kicking arse (when necessary).

None of that old fashioned backwards bending horse-leg nonsense here. These are modern times, and we gotta go with the flow. Progress! Knees are the way of the future!

If you think the legs are unusual, you just wait till phase two. Apparently opposable thumbs are gonna be the in thing soon.