#pepshep

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shepard sees giant thresher maw

whispers “the spice is life” under her breath

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shepard sometimes calls garrus her “space boyfriend” 

to which he responds “do you have an earth boyfriend i should be worried about?”

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“shepard you can’t just add ‘space’ to the front of everything to make it sound cooler....... shepard, stop flipping me off.”

“i’m not flipping you off. i’m space flipping you off... in space”

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vega is very obvious with his flirting and shepard is very obvious in how disinterested she is. at least the nickname “lola” is better than... peps. or pepshep. aka what i call her.

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“that’s a terrible burden”

shepard quickly changes the subject away from her problems

somebody needs a huuuuugggg

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just headbutted a krogan, pepshep goes hardcore

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also from earlier in my conversation w/ peter:

[2:46:43 PM] Unbalanced: pepard shepper

[2:46:48 PM] Meme-a: oh god

[2:47:02 PM] Meme-a: thats how she'd introduce herself after a night at a bar

[2:47:21 PM] Meme-a: "pepard shep, shepper, wait no thats not right"

[2:47:26 PM] Meme-a: "that is NOT my name"

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i like to imagine someone would come to the commander’s quarters with something that desperately needs her attention and as soon as they step in she snaps “WATCH YOUR STEP” as a hamster comes dangerously close to being trod on