#perceptors presentation

[perceptor-standing]

get adopted by wheeljack then you can be Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson? Adopted by... Wheeljack-? Alright, there sure is a lot to take in! Not to mention I am completely and utterly dumbfounded by it all!

It's always best to take things one step at a time. So about being adopted by Wheeljack, my friend and occasional lab partner with a propensity of blowing up everything he works on into smithereens...

No!!!!

...And I am entirely unaware of who Percy Jackson is. However, I will be using the interwebs to do my research on this individual.

[perceptor-standing]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOURE SO PRETTY 💐🌸🌹🌼🌺🎉❤️🫪🫪🫪🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀♥️♥️♥️♥️

Er.. Ah... Ahem..

Not that I don't appreciate the confessions, in fact I am beyond flattered! But...

[perceptor-standing]

Do big science!

Oh! Of course!

Ahem!

ONE! TWO! THREE!

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[Start PT: "Science", with three exclamation points, is spelled out with unicode characters. End PT]

[perceptor-standing]

Hey Perceptor! You're finally here!

I got here first so I'm obviously smarter for figuring out where everyone was before you did but that's neither here nor there.

Welcome to standing. Your legs will get tired soon.

- @brainstorm-standing

Why hello there Brainstorm, I'm sure believing that makes you content. Thank you for greeting me, always a pleasure to hear from another scientist!

And about my legs growing tired... I could simply take a seat, couldn't I?

Now wait just a minute. Is this perhaps a warning of a sort?

[perceptor-standing]

Do you have pronouns or are you still stuck on amateur nouns like me?

... Pardon? You have my apologies, but whatever do you mean by "amateur nouns"? Surely a noun cannot be an amateur, unless you use an adjective to make it such... Or am I incorrect..?

How very interesting.. I will focus on this conundrum and return to you with an answer!

[perceptor-standing]

i genuinely cant understand why anyone wants you around. always going on and on about the latest garbage you waste everyone's time on.

maybe without that dumbass scope of yours, you can figure out how to do something useful for once. oh who am i kidding, that was the only thing that made you valuable.

why are you even an autobot if you can't do the one thing they ask of you?

... I do not require a scope to have value... I'm an Autobot. That means something... That I'm more than just myself...

I am an Autobot...

[perceptor-standing]

"utmost importance" cmon now dont act like youre something special. what do you even add to the autobots that cant just be done by literally anyone else?

youre nothing but a coward who just does fuckall while everyone else does the heavy lifting. not even a scientist that does anything useful smh

I... This truly isn't necessary.. I'm not acting like that at all. I'm helpful! I provide a valuable service to my fellow Autobots, I swear it!

...I help out! I do! I'm no coward.. I don't..

[perceptor-standing]

Why?

Why what?