Touch starved/cuddle curse <- this screams Lando to me 🙊 maybe Landoscar or Carlando?
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Mar!! Hi hello! 💚
Thank you so much for the prompt (and the praise 🫣). But what the heck is 'cuddle curse'?? 😳 Anyway. I've never written Lando so dipping my toe in the Landoscar fun was really exciting. I hope you like it! 🥰
-> read it on AO3 (300words, comfort, post austrian gp, fluff)
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Oscar was trying very hard to read the data Mark had just sent him on the small screen of his phone when he suddenly got a lapful of grumbling Lando.
“Oof,” he said softly as his teammate simply laid his head on Oscar’s thigh, burying his face in the orange shirt Oscar wore. His nose tickled him through the fabric.
“I take it you’re not going back home with Max this time?”
“He can suck my dick,” Lando mumbled, pressing further into Oscar’ stomach, curling himself into his teammate’s space.
Oscar’s driver’s room was small, but still big enough that Lando could very well sit next to him instead of, you know, half on him. Oscar didn’t really mind though. He was used to it by now.
“Wow, that’s poetry.”
“Oscahhh,” Lando whined.
He wasn’t complaining about Oscar’s dry humor (they were used to it by now). He was asking for something. Oscar knew.
Still Oscar didn’t say anything, didn’t move, waiting for Lando to ask for it. But it didn’t come. Lando wiggled on his lap, whined and grumbled, until he sighed. He reached out, grabbed Oscar’s wrist forcefully and moved his arm until his palm rested on Lando’s curls at the top of his head.
“You know you could just ask,” Oscar said, fighting a smile. Lando couldn’t see it anyway.
“Shut up and do it, you stupid Aussie.”
This time, the smile fully stretched his lips. He put his phone away (he would look at the data later), and finally buried his hand in Lando’s head, threading his fingers through soft curls, scratching at the scalp gently. If Lando could he would probably purr. But instead he curled up closer to his teammate, sighed contentedly and let himself be lulled to peace, and maybe sleep, by a tender hand.
He needed that.
They both needed that.
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I literally explained the most unhinged fic to you, you don't get to do this. We like ridiculous and thrive in unhinged. Please do share this royal/ballet dancer au idea
as if I could actually shut up about my fic ideas on main 🤧 ping @mosvu and also @goth-automaton @sparfloxacin @cosmicfire 🖤
(still hiding it behind a readmore though lol)
Starting off with a disclaimer: I don't think there's anything revolutionary about this fic idea, it sounds very familiar to me and I swear I've read/seen something similar but I can't pinpoint it... In any case, it's not my intetion to copy anyone!
Then I'm just quickly gonna give you some pictures for aesthetic reasons / to illustrate what I'm imagining them to look like in this AU (clean-shaven and twinky for Olli, comfy-casual and twinky for Aleksi 🥰)
(pretend they're drinking tea lol)
And as I said, this is absolutely ridiculous lol, but I've been watching a lot of The Crown recently and this is not inspired by that per se, apart from the fact that Aleksi is some sort of royalty, a prince maybe but spare instead of direct heir to the throne, because I cannot imagine even a modern-day monarchy that wouldn't be sort of home-of-phobic lol. Anyway, Prince Alex is super lonely because he doesn't really go out much because he's an introvert and doesn't know how to handle all the attention, so he rather stays at home most of the time, trying to avoid any sort of public appearances if he only can help it.
The only place he goes to willingly and often is the Royal Ballet. There could be some sorta backstory to this actually 🤔 Maybe he had an aunt/uncle who he really liked as a child and would always take him to the ballet (this aunt/uncle was obviously queer and only years after their passing when Aleksi's already a grown-up he realises this).
One day Aleksi notices a new soloist, and even from the royal booth he can tell this new dancer is the most beautiful person Aleksi has ever seen 😭 He goes to watch the same ballet again literally the next day because he can't get the beautiful male dancer out of his mind and becomes so enamored with the man that he sends him flowers the next time he goes to see the show 💐
Meanwhile Olli is dumbfounded by his new admirer and can't really believe his luck after being handed the comically huge bouquet of flowers backstage after the show 😳 His fellow dancers all tease him and maybe also make fun of poor Prince Alex, who's always presented in the tabloids as this socially clumsy simpleton or something along those lines. Eventually Olli laughs along and decides it must be some sort of practical joke from his friends or whatever, because WHY would Prince Alex be sending flowers to him, of all the dancers in the Royal Ballet?
A couple of shows (and pompous flower deliveries) later, Olli is fetched by a fellow dancer again, telling him some important looking men are asking for him, and so he's taken to some kinda secluded room where Prince Alex is waiting to speak to him 😨 It's awkward more than anything else, and they're both uncomfortable because Olli doesn't know how to act around a member of the fucking royal family and poor Aleksi is desperately trying to appear casual and "normal" but he just doesn't know how 😭 He does manage to invite Olli "for tea" in the palace though, and obviously Olli agrees even though he's not entirely sure what he's agreeing to, because he can't say no to an invitation from the bloody prince now can he?! Prince Alex then leaves and Olli is freaking out and his colleagues keep asking what the prince wants with him and he doesn't know and later in the evening he rants the ears off his roommate Joonas about it 😩
At this point I need to give you some background info about Olli: he's bi and has a sort-of-girlfriend (another ballet dancer); I say 'sort of' because they're mostly just having sex instead of actually dating. Olli also occasionally hooks up with Joonas when they're both horny enough. This is relevant later on 😏
The day of Olli's "tea party" with Prince Alex comes and he's picked up from his apartment by a black car and driven straight to the palace where he's taken to the prince's personal chambers (this is already starting to sound kinky lol). They do drink tea but nothing much else happens because Aleksi is just too goddamn nervous in front of this beautiful human being to think of much to say (relatable af eh? 😭), and Olli feels sorry for him but he can't really come up with anything to talk about either because he's still not quite sure what's going on and why he's even there in the first place and what could a commoner like him even say to an actualy real-life prince? 😬
I mean, I haven't quite figured out myself what Aleksi's intentions here are lol, only that it's not as creepy as it may sound. I guess he just wanted to get to know this beautiful ballet dancer better and couldn't think of any other way to do it other than having him driven to the palace 🙈 I need you to imagine him tossing and turning in his bed unable to sleep because he just can't stop thinking about this ballet dancer, and maybe his brother the crown prince fished enough information out of him to learn his little bro is lusting after some ballet dancer and, thinking it's a female dancer, tells him to just "have them come over for 'some tea' lol, you know grandpa used to do that all the time with dancers from the Royal Ballet" (🙃), and jokes on the crown prince, Aleksi does exactly that, because it's not like he'd ever be able to hang out with this person in public 😶 And just to clarify, he did NOT invite Olli over for the same reason his grandfather may have been inviting those dancers (🙃🙃🙃), he just wanted a friend to talk to other than his brother and maybe the occasional entitled af cousin 😭
After the first meeting Olli tells all about it to Joonas who cackles all through the story as he imagines Olli and the prince just sitting in silence and sipping tea and Olli even spilling some on a very expensive-looking royal rug. Olli doesn't think it's quite as funny at first until they're both laughing about it, because he might as well, since the prince won't definitely be inviting him over for tea again, right?
Wrong! Some days later he receives a similar invitation which he simply doesn't know how to turn down (this time the invitation is delivered just from a royal security dude at the door of the backstage room at the ballet, before the show so that Olli almost trips on his own feet stressing about it on stage). The next day he's fetched from his apartment again, and this time the prince seems a tiny bit more relaxed and asks Olli all sorts of questions about his dancer career to have him relax too. It then occurs to Olli that the prince must just be incredibly lonely and in need of a conversation partner, although he still can't figure out why he was the one chosen for the purpose.
Time passes and Olli starts visiting the prince more regularly, so that he can no longer hide it from his sort-of-girlfriend, who is just as curious as Olli is to find out why the prince has taken such a liking to Olli. Olli wishes he knew, especially because the more he spends time with the prince, the more he begins to like him; his sense of humour and his kind, calm nature and, of course, his looks, both with and without glasses. He curses his horny bisexual ass for beginning to fantasize about the prince, because what chance would he ever have with someone so above him in the class hierarchy? And even if he would, he's a prince for fuck's sake, so it would be doomed before it would even begin.
He talks about prince Alex to his roommate Joonas aaaaaaall the time, enough for Joonas to get the gist eventually, although he says nothing of it, because he reckons he should let Olli have that realisation by himself 🤭
I don't think I'm ever actually going to write this (the perfectionist in me would not want to half-ass any ballet nor royalty-related details), but if I did, it would be so incredibly slow burn that Olli and Prince Alex wouldn't even kiss until chapter 12 or something lol. But when they do, it quickly escalates from there, because they're just so into each other and it just feels so nice 😭 so that eventually they start making out the second Olli enters Aleksi's chambers lol, and maybe there's also some dry humping on a very old and expensive satin sofa 🥰
And I hope you hadn't forgotten about the 'anal fingering' tag I talked about lol, because oh my oh my 😌 So Olli is still seeing that girl from his ballet company, mostly just to hook up because he doesn't really know how to say no to people (and the sex is still pretty good tbf). One day while blowing/wanking him, the girl sneaks a finger up his bum. Olli sort of freaks out, mostly because he's caught off guard but also because it felt surprisingly good, even though he asked the girl to stop (he's a top and has never been penetrated before; btw this is low-key inspired by a scene in the latest season of Sex Education lol). He becomes curious though and later asks Joonas about how it feels. Joonas, the good fuck-buddy he is, offers to finger Olli, and......... yeah. Imagine Olli arching his back in pleasure as Joonas fingers him 🥵
So the next time he visits the prince and they get all hot and bothered, he instructs Aleksi to finger him and 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 (now imagine Aleksi sitting on that royal sofa and Olli straddling him, sort of 'riding' his fingers until he cums 😳🫠
Aaaaaaaand that's about how far I've gotten with this as of yet, I sort of got stuck with the visual image of Olli being fingered 🙈 obviously this has a happy ending, although not without drama, but I'm yet to figure out the rest of this. I'll keep you updated? 😇 One scene that I have imagined that would take place way after Olli and Prince Alex are deep in their secret relationship is one of Olli helping Aleksi put on some black eyeliner and other cool make-up to make him unrecognizable (at least at first glance) and oh-so-hot so that they can hit the club together and make out on the dance floor without no one batting an eye 🥰 (obviously this would eventually end up on the tabloids when someone recognizes him but sshhhhh let's not talk about that 😭)
The others will be there too, of course, even though I haven't really given that much thought. I was thinking Tommi could be Joonas new-found fuck buddy since Olli is now too busy fucking the prince. I was also first thinking Joonas could be a ballet dancer as well, but I think I'd prefer him to be doing something else (or maybe he used to be a dancer and that's how he and Olli met but he had to retire because of an injury or smth). Joel could also be their more grumpy roommate, a catwalk model maybe. Niko? No clue. Any ideas? 👀
I’ve just spent the better part of my afternoon getting my soul destroyed by a Charlos escort au only to realise it’s your escort au. My heart is in pieces and I am so incredibly enamoured with the whole thing 🥺
asfghdsk I'm so glad you like it(/it destroyed your soul lmao)!! I'm planning on posting the last chapter today hopefully 🙏🏻 But I'm also like, post-race fic!! Aus team radio!! lol so many things I want to do...so little time...
list 5 things you enjoy to let your followers get to know you and ask this to 10 other bloggers
okay this is so much fun, here we go!!
— reading (because that's all i've been doing since last thursday and it feels so good not to read a textbook)
— baking!! i recently got into it and it's a great way to deal with anxiety
— alternative music?? i've been a pop girlie for so long but i think i'm finally expanding my horizons
— online shopping👀 hear me out, i don't usually online shop like ever, but it is convenient and i think i might be addicted to amazon now
— trying new restaurants!! i think it's because my mom is a chef, but i love trying new restaurants and see what they have on their menus (especially when it comes to their cocktails)
I did and am still not over it. Whoever shot this video knew what to aim for holy shit. I just want him to fucking squish me pls and thank you. How can a man have such an innocent face but such an unholy body????
I think it happened very organically too. He was a bit lean when he started playing but by the time Leo was a baby I remember his neck was already A CHUNK. I could write an essay but really, I think he has good muscle building genes and football probably kept him lean so he stops playing and goes “ILL OWN A GYM AND ILL WORK OUT HOWEVER MUCH I WANT” and Boom! ✨ GORILLA CHEST MAN ✨ (which also, exhibit b. Carlos Sainz Jr., Spain produces men finer than French wine.)
In conclusion; I don’t know but if that’s unholy call me a heretic because I’m into it too!
Okay so imagine right? Oscar worked his way up, going from terrible internship to terrible internship until he landed a position at a large company (law firm? banking? details, details, who cares). It's a boy's club, outdated and a lot of middle aged white men, but he grins and bears it until someone recognises his wits and talent and he gets a top position. But the thing about a company that's been run on Windows 95 essentially is that it desperately needs updating. And who better to ask than this up and coming IT start-up? Lando comes in, wearing mostly jeans and hoodies (as CEO?? scandalous if you ask Oscar), to help Oscar drag the company into the 21st century. Something something colleagues-adjacent to lovers
Yes yes yes to all of this!! Nothing to add, this is exactly it! Oscar would be so offended at first. And Lando wouldn’t understand why that young guy is such a stuck up. Until they get to know each other and start truly working together, making a great team (and winning a championship together 🤭)
Love this! Thank you for sharing ideas, Mar! Feel free to add more 👀
