percy: look, i know you think my judgement's clouded because I like annabeth a little bit.
grover, holding percy's notepad: you doodled your wedding invitation.
percy: no, that's our joint tombstone.
grover: my mistake.
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percy: look, i know you think my judgement's clouded because I like annabeth a little bit.
grover, holding percy's notepad: you doodled your wedding invitation.
percy: no, that's our joint tombstone.
grover: my mistake.
percy knew he was in love with annabeth the moment she punched sloan in the face in the sea of monsters
percy but his favorite color is the nastiest shade of blue on earth
big shoutout to chris mccarrell for playing percy in the lightning thief musical, gotta be one of the most genders ever
grover: so, are you two friends
percy: yes.
annabeth: no.
percy talking to zeus: you're as dumb as the rock kronos mistook you as
annabeth: do you ever get pre-annoyed? like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
grover: what? no, i—
percy: *enters room*
annabeth: *jaw clenches*
stop because percy would be so good at chess