#perciver

[mashruuums]

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[cherrybombb8]

It's just me and the gay people in my phone against the world

[draurer]

Bill Weasley, listening to the story of his younger brother, who just entered Hogwarts, about how he made his first friend ->

Charlie Weasley, watching as his younger brother waits for they team's new keeper after every training session to help with homework ->

George and Fred Weasley, who practice longer than the others in the morning training because it's a punishment from the captain of their Quidditch team for making disgusting jokes about their older brother ->

Ron Weasley, celebrating Gryffindor Quidditch Cup with everyone else, sees the team's captain, drunk and cheerful, laughing with his older brother instead of the rest of the team ->

Molly Weasley finding a sock in Padlemere United colors in her house ->

Arthur Weasley, sorting through owl's household mail in the early morning and noticing Hermes, who has three letters from the same person, addressed to his third son ->

Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood genuinely don't understand why no one is surprised by their relationship, because it was so UNEXPECTED and UNPREDICTABLE

[because-i-am-barely-even-human]

First Quidditch practice with Harry as a Seeker

Oliver: My grandmother can move faster than that, and she's dead! Do you think you can move faster than the lifeless corpse of my dead grandmother?

Harry: I-I...uh... What?

Alicia: Don't mind him.

Fred: He's just

George: really

Fred: passionate

Fred and George: about quidditch.

Percy, from quidditch stands: Don't you think that's a bit much? You're scaring poor Harry.

Oliver: No! He's fine! And you there, sit quietly and be pretty!

Percy: Oliver!

Angelina: What's Percy doing here anyway?

Oliver: He's here as a moral support.

Katie: For us?

Oliver: No, for me. Obviously.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Voldemort: I have an army. Percy: We have an Oliver whose quidditch pitch was destroyed.

[i4got-myname]

Fred and George complaining about Hogwarts quidditch practice during the summer and suddenly their captain stands in their room. They totaly freak out thinking they summoned him somehow. Poor Oliver just wanted to visit his best buddy boyfriend Percy and got lost in that big ahh house. The twins however never complaint about wood again

[rocknruin]

I hc that percys actually not a pompous prick. He's just better at hiding stuff than the twins.

- he has the the stuck up rule following (voice??? Idk how else to describe it) because he smokes and needs to hide the rasp. So ofc he chooses the most over the top way to.

- he always dresses fully covered. And if he even wears shorts or a t shirt it's basically a strip tease. And thats bc he has tattoos. And there's NO WAY Molly's ever finding that out.

- and his job during school was an accountant at an underground fighting club ( this ideas from a fic on ao3 called "The Secrets Of Percy Weasley by SoFrBoe" genuinely soo good.) And yeah he definitely sparred there.

- hes also a vegetarian idk it just makes sense to me that this was the reason he wouldn't eat dinner at the great hall since the only thing he can basically eat over there is salad (and he doesn't want to be victim to Ron's terrible table manners)

- also, he still does like school and wants to get good grades. He probably believes it's stupid to think otherwise.

- percy would probably would push his glasses up before destroying someone completely. Cause he knows how odd it looks when he does it with a straight face and all, but it's funny to him.

- he can forge anyone's signature.

- he has that prefect voice trademarked. Its probably more scarier than molly's.