#percy boonchuy

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[Sashannarcy and Maddi are watching War of the Warlocks in the living room]

Sasha: What a peaceful movie night——

Percy from upstairs: I’mma kill you!!

Anne: You were saying?

[Lily runs down the stairs followed by an angry Percy. Sasha quickly gets between them]

Sasha: Calm down, both of you! This isn’t proper conflict resolution and you know that! Now what’s the problem?

Percy: Lily went into my room without permission!

Lily: I was just returning something I borrowed and walked onto Percival kissing a pillow with Azura’s picture on it.

Percy: I’m practicing for a kissing scene in an upcoming play audition!

Marcy: Guess he really does take after us, Sashy. Hehe

Maddi: What d’you mean, Mama?

Sasha, flustered: Marbles, Shush!

Sasha: Lily, you know to knock on the door before entering someone’s room, and Percy if you’re anything like me then you’re a natural born kisser and don’t have to worry about any practice.

Anne: I dunno, I’ve heard from a few of your exes that say otherwise.

Sasha: Bold words from a woman that sounds like she doesn’t want anymore of my kisses.

Anne: I was only joking, Sash.

Sasha: No no, I’ve decided that only Mar-Mar will be getting my kisses for the rest of today.

Marcy while her face is being smothered with Sasha’s kisses: Yayyyyyy!

Lily & Percy: ………………

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Love the idea that Anne and Marcy flirt with science talk after Anne became a herpetologist. Marcy being like Gomez Addams when it comes to Anne talking science was a funny thought and of course their kids would b grossed out by the PDA (not that they're used to it but still).

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Calamity siblings, does your Mama Anne make you watch her do taxes?

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To Calamity Kids,

Do you believe in the concept of Cool Moms?

(aka do you guys consider any of your moms as cool?)

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Question for the Calamity Siblings:

If all three of you could swap bodies with each other for a day, who would you swap with and what's the first thing you would do?

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Percy, when did you realise you had a crush on Azura?

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Pearl: So, how do you play "Two Truths and a Lie?"

Sasha: Well, someone tells you three facts about themselves - one of them being made up - and then you have to figure out which one was false.

Percy: Here, I'll give you an example. Uh, I'm into theater, my mom's Calamity Gem was blue, and one time when Aunt Polly was supposed to be watching me, I fell off a cliff and landed on a tree branch halfway down.

Sasha: (chuckles) Percy, you have to make it harder than that.

Polly: (standing behind Sasha and sweating bullets)

Marcy: ... Sasha, you're his mom.

Sasha: Yeah?

Marcy: Your Calamity Gem was pink.

Sasha: ...

Polly: ...

Sasha: (grabs Polly by the overalls and lifts her up) HE FELL OFF A WHAT?!?!

Sasha is just the precursor, the herald for what’s to come should Anne or Marcy find out (mostly Anne), so Polly should consider herself lucky Sasha isn’t as aggro as she used to be

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Percy, I’m curious… have you ever, even at Christmas, thought about kissing Azura under a sprig of mistletoe?

That's what I wanted to ask you. ?