So I had this headcanon where Jason and Leo always go to Percy for relationship advice but every time they actually ask him for relationship advice or how he got Annabeth, he's just like i literally have no idea. idek how she stills likes me.
So Jason and Leo come up with this way of asking him for advice without saying that specifically, in which they ask very hypothetical questions and come up with random scenarios that will never happen (they made a whole book filled with 'problems that could potentially happen in a relationship' + Percy's responses) and always ask Percy about them.
Jason: Hey, Percy...I have a totally random question for you.
Percy: Uh, ok. What's up?
Jason: Sooo say Annabeth was wearing makeup one day and she came up to you and said she wanted to start wearing makeup--what would you say? Just a random question, I'm just curious. *innocent smile*
Jason: Nope, no, just asking.
Percy: Ok then....Uh, well, firstly, I have actually seen her with makeup on and she looked pretty great in it, but she looks amazing without it on too, of course. And if she said that to me, I'd tell her she didn't need to tell me because if she wants to wear makeup, it's her choice. Whatever makes her feel good. It shouldn't be something I mind, and she doesn't need to ask me about it. But it wouldn't matter, because she looks beautiful either way, and nothing is going to change that. *looks lovingly over at where Annabeth is demolishing a dummy with her sword*
Jason: Great! Leo, did you get that?
Leo: *writing in a tabbed notebook* ...and nothing is going to change that. Yep! Got it!
Jason & Leo: Thanks! We gotta go bye-
Just Percy being the best bf without knowing he's the best bf